Ladies and Gentlemen, the Baylor Pisser has been turned over to authorities

Another college student has been eaten alive by the internet and his own terrible ideas. This time it is a Baylor freshman who turned himself into a TikTok outlaw by posting videos of himself “urinating” around campus.

Baylor Police identified him on September 26, sent him to Student Conduct, and as of today the university confirmed he is no longer enrolled.

Expelled for pee… and not even real pee. Imagine fumbling your entire college career before Halloween because you decided your personality was going to be “the guy who films himself peeing on buildings for content.”

You don’t even make it to Thanksgiving before you are kicked out and forced to return home to explain to your parents that your academic downfall was caused by fake piss.

Baylor freshman posting videos of urinating on campus was expelled

A Baylor freshman who ran an anonymous account posting videos of urinating on campus was identified by police and referred to Student Conduct on Sept. 26, according to the Baylor University Police Department. As of today, the university has confirmed the student is no longer… pic.twitter.com/0LiXJ4sX0g

— The Baylor Lariat (@bulariat) November 20, 2025

That is generational embarrassment. That is the kind of story your family brings up every Christmas for the rest of your life. The funniest part is that the videos were not even real. If you are going to get expelled, at least commit to the bit.

Getting thrown out of school for fake urination has to be the worst possible timeline. Now you have to tell your next school why you only lasted two months at Baylor. You either tell the truth and sound like an idiot or you lie and sound like a criminal.

There is no winning here.

The punishment also feels way over the top. Colleges across America are dealing with everything from dorm fires to drunk scooter crashes. Public urination barely cracks the top 50. I am not endorsing pissing wherever you want, but let he who is without piss cast the first stone.

This is not even an isolated cultural event anymore. These weird piss accounts keep popping up everywhere. In Philly we had the DELCO Pisser terrorizing the suburbs.

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Now we are in Fort Worth with Phans of Philly for Eagles-Cowboys week and apparently Texas has its own roaming bathroom bandits. At least in this case the Baylor Pisser has been caught, processed, and officially removed from campus. Justice, I guess.

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What a way to start adulthood. One month of college, zero credits, infinite humiliation. Godspeed to the next admissions office reading his file.

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