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Big Back Activities: Jordan Davis pulls up to Eagles-Bears pregame with a whole tray of Thanksgiving leftovers

Big dawgs gotta eat, am I right? Eagles DT Jordan Davis definitely agrees with me, as he showed up to the game with a big tray of Thanksgiving leftovers that makes me hungry just looking at it.

Jordan Davis rocked up to the Linc with a tray of leftovers that I’m sure included all the feeexins:

You may be sitting there thinking, “Okay, that’s a big tray, but it’s not that big.” To which I say, this guy is 6’6″, 336lbs. He’s a behemoth of a man. So that tray is likely double the size of what we are able to perceive as mere, normal-sized human beings.

If there’s one thing you should know about me when it comes to Thanksgiving, it’s that I love me some fixins. Turkey’s fine and all, but stuffing, mashed potatoes, and other assorted sides are what make the holiday truly shine.

Davis and I are pretty much on the same page when it comes to that. In fact, I can guarantee you that tray is at least 90% fixins. And that’s the conservative estimate. He’s a man of culture and taste much like myself, so I don’t even have to see the tray to conclude its composition.

Sources inside the locker room have obtained footage of Jordan Davis speaking with team staff about how, while nice, the space needs more room for the feeexins:

This is another situation that Davis and I agree on. I haven’t spent time in the Eagles’ locker room, but I know for a fact that whatever the space in question is, there’s likely not enough room dedicated to the fixins.

And, if you’re anything like me, we’re gonna need a lot of feeexins.

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Very real and legitimate journalist. I don't see a loss on the schedule.

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