Kristin Cabot blames High Noons for her inappropriate behavior with her boss and ex-Astronomer CEO Andy Byron at a Coldplay concert last summer

Remember the Coldplay concert? Back in July, a “couple” was shown on the Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert. Viewers quickly deduced the pair was having an affair. However, it wasn’t just any silver-haired duo in the crowd, it was Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot, who quickly hid their faces in shame.

Not sure how new the latest update is, but apparently Kristin Cabot has now spoken to the Daily Mail UK, explaining what happened on that fateful night, blaming a few High Noons for her scandelous behavior, before painting herself as a victim since she “gave up her career” and how that was the “price she chose to pay.”

Kristin Cabot speaks about the Coldplay Concert:

I mean, I get it…. kind of. Think about this scenario

A couple High Noons and that “delayed drunk” will turn you into an absolute demon. One second, you purchase an El Presidente 12-pack for you and the boys and the next thing you know, you realize that the 12-pack wasn’t for the boys at all.

The first person who asks you for one, sends your mind through the wormhole because you quickly realize that there are no High Noons.

You have drank them all.

At first, there’s a sigh of relief because you’re still standing and appear to be in control. The next thing you know, you wake up at 6AM the following day with a pack of monkeys hustling broken magic tricks outside of the airport in Denpasar, Indonesia.

You have no phone but it doesn’t matter because you can only imagine the DMs you were firing off during the late hours of the night.

Your only option is to find some bottled water, fast, because your body turns to dust. When you finally hydrate and plug back into the Matrix, you see a photo of you plastered all over the internet and somehow you were at a Coldplay concert in the United Kingdom.

You are Kristin Cabot and have your alleged boss’ arms wrapped around you. 

Apparently, you used to work with him and the kiss cam has now exposed you both for cheating on your families. The world is mocking you, relentlessly, for months, and even today, there’s another article posting about the entire situation yet again. 

Now the only option is to come clean and take accountability for your actions. You have no choice but to blame the High Noons.

You blame the tasty, refreshing yet dangerous, High Noon seltzer for everything.

From dancing to acting inappropriately with your boss. You say it’s not nothing, stressing the point that you took accountability for your actions. 

Kristin Cabot: A couple High Noons made me do it”

Did High Noon just get a new marketing campaign?

“A couple high noons made me do it” pic.twitter.com/EBEmCydD2M

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) December 18, 2025

Things appear to be going well, until you say that you “gave up your career for that” and how it’s the “price I chose to pay” which has done nothing but make everyone say, “wait what?” in response.

You quickly realize that you didn’t give up anything. No one has any sympathy for you.

The accountability you thought you took has turned to dust because instead of just leaving it at “acting inappropriately with my boss” you tried to get sympathy from people and play victim. 

Next thing you know, you’re back in the worm hole.

Coldplay is on the radio and you’re in the middle of Ubud, Bali. There’s a 12-pack of refreshing pilsner-style lager, Bintang, by your side. You convince yourself that this time around, it will be different.

“Light refreshing pilsner-style lagers aren’t as heavy as a High Noon.” 

Right…

You crack your first one open and head down to the local waterfall, grabbing a pack of Indonesia’s finest cigarettes, Djarums. The lights go out. No one is home. Next morning, you wake up and you’re in a different country, with the same excuses, and another ex-boss that you’re having trouble even remembering working for, and around we go. 

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