WATCH: This kid speaks for all Eagles fans after disastrous Wild Card loss to 49ers

I don’t know who this kid is, but his parents raised him right. Following the Eagles shit show on Sunday, Action News got the soundbite of the year from this random kid.

He is now the spokesperson for all Eagles fans

“I also want Kevin Patullo flipping burgers at like the local McDonalds” pic.twitter.com/MPWExx9TA1

— Barstool Philly (@BarstoolPhilly) January 12, 2026

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Not sure if I’m all the way there yet with running AJ Brown out of town, but I’m all for sending Kevin Patullo to the McDonald’s burger assembly line. Sadly, I’m not sure he could even do that right.

He’d probably burn the shit out of all the burgers and then tell his boss, “I was just cooking them for the sake of cooking them,” or some dumb shit like that. What an idiot, man.

I could keep going, but honestly, that kid knocked it out of the park. I need a drink.