Eliot Shorr-Parks keeps posting garbage takes and getting buried in the replies

Here at The Liberty Line, we’re Eliot Shorr-Parks fans. But it would be journalistic malpractice for me not to write about the absolute dumpster fire of takes he’s been tossing on Twitter this week.

He’s been a pro-Patullo guy all season, and it finally hit a boiling point after the playoff loss… and Patullo’s subsequent firing.

First, Eliot Shorr-Parks decided to piss in everyone’s morning cereal with this Monday morning hot take:

Eliot Shorr-Parks: Patullo called a good game on Sunday

Nobody wants to hear this but Patullo called a good game yesterday

Guys were open. They were on pace for like 500 yards at one point. Creative RZ calls

No question they had 2-3 bad drives. But on final drive they called plays that got guys open and the players didn’t execute

— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) January 12, 2026

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A little over 500 likes, almost 1,000 replies absolutely cooking him. Nobody truly agrees with this take, which is exactly why ESP fired it off in the first place. His brand is contrarian to a fault, and this is one of those moments where it just falls completely flat.

Because we all watch the games. And nobody in this city wants to be told what to think about their football team — especially by a guy like ESP.

But it gets better.

After Patullo’s inevitable firing, he decided to go against the grain again, telling his followers that this OC job isn’t even that desirable. Because, as we all know, they all leave after one year — either because we fire them for sucking, or because they land a head coaching job.

High risk, high reward. Personally? I think that’s a good thing. It brings the best out of people.

Apparently, Eliot Shorr-Parks doesn’t see it that way.

I don’t think the Eagles OC job is that attractive of a job

Walking into a super complicated situation with a leash that has shown to be super short

— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) January 13, 2026

This tweet almost immediately became irrelevant once Josina Anderson reported that the Eagles are willing to give their new OC “complete autonomy” over the offense. And that’s not even mentioning Peter Schrager telling his national audience this job might be better than every single head coaching opening on the market.

ESP couldn’t just sit there quietly while his tweet went stale, so of course he fired off another one — urging Nick Sirianni to fight back and protest whatever new offensive scheme the next hire brings to the table.

Nick Sirianni should do everything he can to fight against the possibility of the new OC having complete control of the offense

— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) January 15, 2026

Again, everyone is in the replies calling this guy a moron. I almost feel bad. Like, he genuinely can’t fire off one acceptable tweet to save his life.

But I get it — someone’s gotta pay the bills in the Shorr-Parks household. He’s generating views, which means he’s generating revenue. It’s the 94WIP formula, baby. Catch up.

We could keep going here, but honestly, I’ve had enough Eliot Shorr-Parks content for one sitting. There’s nothing redeemable about this kind of sports discourse, but this is the media landscape we’ve created for ourselves, unfortunately.