
We’re Back: Joel Embiid plays 46 minutes, trolls Furkan Korkmaz after huge W, caps it off with horny press conference
We’ve never been more back. Joel Embiid and the Philadelphia 76ers pulled off their most exciting win of the 2026 season last night, beating the Houston Rockets in OT and advancing to 24-19 on the year.
Embiid played a season-high 46 minutes, racking up a triple double in the process — 32 points, 15 boards, and 10 assist, with a +/- of +21. Tyrese Maxey was right there with Embiid’s production, putting up 36 points, 10 assist, and 3 steals.
While the win was great, that’s not the true reason the Sixers are back. The Sixers are back because Joel Embiid is back to being an absolute sicko, on and off he court.
For context, we have to go back to September, when former Sixer Furkan Korkmaz started talking out of his ass about Embiid, saying his new Rockets teammate, Alperen Sengun, is now the best center in the NBA.
Joel Embiid did not take this lightly
Embiid, for obvious reasons, took this personally and ripped Furk into oblivion with this Instagram post after the game:
Get fucked.
Following the game, Embiid continued being a psycho, confessing his horniness to a bunch of reporters. January 22nd is a sacred date for Embiid. It was the birth date of his first child, the day he dropped 70 points against San Antonio, and now, the date of his long awaited return.
It damn near brings a tear to my eye.
So yes, he should plan to have another baby with his wife and schedule it so the baby comes on Jan. 22. It’s only right.




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