Team USA destroyed the Giants 15-1 and the Bryce Harper batting order discourse was somehow even dumber than usual

Bryce Harper and Team USA put on an absolute show in their first World Baseball Classic exhibition game on Tuesday, steamrolling the San Francisco Giants 15-1 in a contest that featured 19 hits and made very clear that this roster is going to be a serious problem for everyone in the tournament.

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Bryce Harper was right in the middle of it. He finished 2-for-3 with a double, a single, two RBI, and a run scored. Bobby Witt Jr. led off with a single, Harper doubled him to third, and Aaron Judge drove them both in with a two-run single.

Three batters, 2-0 lead, tone set.

Roman Anthony hit a two-run homer, Alex Bregman added a solo shot, Gunnar Henderson had a two-run double.

Paul Skenes went three innings, struck out four, gave up one run, and retired his last nine batters. It was a statement performance all the way through.

Bryce Harper 2-Run Single:

Bryce Harper extends the Team USA lead with a 2-run knock 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/ajqMvtVsyB

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Lets talk about how genuinely stupid the Bryce Harper discourse was yesterday

People on social media were actually giving Harper grief for batting second because he supposedly refuses to hit anywhere outside of the three-hole for the Phillies.

First of all that is not entirely true. Second and more importantly, these are two completely different situations and treating them as comparable is embarrassing lineup analysis.

Someone tell Spike Eskin his “bit” is dog shit because the Phillies are not Team USA

just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. yikes.

— Drew Smith (@drewmsmith) March 3, 2026

On the Phillies, Harper batting third makes sense because of how that specific roster is constructed and the protection available around him.

On Team USA, putting Harper in the two-hole makes perfect sense and is actually the smart call. You open with Bobby Witt Jr. from the right side, flip to Harper from the left, then go back to Aaron Judge from the right, then over to Kyle Schwarber from the left.

Right, left, right, left. A pitcher cannot find a groove because the handedness never stays the same. And when you have Judge protecting Harper from behind, no pitcher in the world is going to dance around the at-bat.

You have to come after Harper and when you come after Bryce Harper in a lineup like that, good luck.

Bryce Harper put it simply after the game: “Bobby Witt starting it at the top, being a table-setter up there for us. Obviously, one through nine we’ve got a pretty good dynamic. We’ve just got to continue to be good.”

That is not a guy bothered by his spot in the order.

That is a guy who has the best lineup he has ever been a part of and knows it. The exhibition game was exactly what Team USA needed. The real thing starts in Houston and this group looks ready.

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