Shut Up: Kevin Patullo saying he helped build the Eagles “from the ground up” makes me want to punch a hole in my wall

Every time I hear Kevin Patullo talk, I’m reminded of the mental anguish he put me through from September 2025 through January 2026. Pure, unadulterated fury starts boiling in my core.

The only way I know how to deal with that is to hop on here and start writing.

So, here we are.

Patullo is down in Miami now, where no one cares about football, so he’ll be safe around Dolphins media. Unfortunately, we still have the internet. Which means I’m still forced to see him on my timeline whenever he speaks.

They asked him what his time in Philly taught him and what he can take from that to Miami.

His answer made me want to punch a hole in my wall.

Kevin Patullo claims he helped “build the Eagles from the ground up”

Former Eagles OC Kevin Patullo says he built the Eagles from the ground up.

He was fired after one season as OC. 👀 pic.twitter.com/Xy3SGRxX48

— Eagle Times (@_EagleTimes) May 12, 2026

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My man, you aren’t as important as you think you are.

If you were, you’d still be here. You’d still have an OC job down in Miami, too.

You don’t.

You’ve been relegated back to being a position coach.

We also know you were the guy leaking to the media about Jalen Hurts. Notice how that stopped once Sean Mannion got here. Last year’s offensive deficiencies fall squarely on Kevin Patullo’s shoulders.

Can’t run from the truth, no matter how far south you go, Kev.

What a prick.

Can’t wait to see Miami suck this year.