The CIA is allegedly using 23andMe and Ancestry to hunt down alien bloodlines and conspiracy theorists are having the best year of their lives

Well, well, well. CIA has been accused of gaining secret backdoor access to DNA databases from 23andMe and Ancestry.com to search for individuals with extraterrestrial DNA.

Specifically, they’re allegedly screening millions of genetic profiles for a specific variance from normal human DNA that the agency believes is the genetic marker of a race of aliens called the Nordics.

Tall, blonde, blue-eyed, fair-skinned beings who supposedly look like people from Scandinavia and have been living among humans in small towns in the Colorado Rockies for generations.

I need everyone who ever called someone crazy for saying 23andMe was a government data collection operation to sit down and be quiet for a minute.

The CIA is allegedly using 23andMe and Ancestry to hunt down alien bloodlines

CIA accused of using Ancestry and 23andMe to 'hunt down' alien bloodlines in millions of DNA tests

— Daily Mail US (@Daily_MailUS) May 25, 2026

Government says they recovered four alien species from crashed UFOs and I really want to believe it’s true but come on >>

The Claims Are Wild but the Sources Keep Piling Up

The accusation comes from Jason Reza Jorjani, a philosophy PhD and science fiction writer, who claims he spoke with retired Army sergeant Lyn Buchanan. Buchanan has publicly stated he was trained as a remote viewer in the CIA’s psychic spy program.

According to Jorjani, Buchanan told him that a former CIA scientist named Christopher “Kit” Green had access to DNA testing databases through a backdoor program and was screening customers for alien genetic markers.

Buchanan himself has said in separate interviews that he would never participate in a 23andMe DNA test because of what he knows. He referenced a “wedge” on the genetic pie chart labeled “other” or “unknown unidentifiable” and said there are “government people who are looking into that wedge.”

The story gets stranger. Jorjani claims Buchanan was approached by three Nordics in a diner somewhere in Colorado who explained that members of their race had traveled to Earth to escape their own world’s “tyrannical” government.

They had intermarried with humans and produced hybrid offspring for generations. Their children and grandchildren don’t know they have alien DNA. The families tell them their grandparents were from Sweden. They just want to live peaceful lives in America. But the CIA allegedly wants to hunt them down.

Missouri Congressman Eric Burlison has stated that Trump was briefed on the existence of at least four alien species, including the Nordics creating alien-human hybrids. Retired Air Force Major David Grusch confirmed he briefed the president on “crossbreeds living in the world.” Former Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz claimed the U.S. has six to twelve secret facilities engaged in forced breeding programs between humans and extraterrestrials.

Anyone With Half a Brain Knew 23andMe and Ancestry Were Psyops

First things first. Anyone who ever spit in a tube and mailed their DNA to a corporation so they could find out they’re 12 percent Irish was handing over the most personal biological data a human being possesses to a company they knew nothing about.

People did this voluntarily. Millions of them. Over 30 million people in Ancestry’s database. Over 15 million through 23andMe. Forty-five million people willingly gave their genetic information to private companies and trusted that nothing shady would happen with it.

23andMe had a massive data breach in 2023. Then they filed for bankruptcy. Then they were acquired by a nonprofit research corporation. Your DNA is floating through corporate databases, bankruptcy proceedings, and acquisition deals, and now someone is claiming the CIA has backdoor access to all of it.

Whether the alien bloodline hunting part is true or not, the idea that government intelligence agencies have access to commercial DNA databases should surprise absolutely nobody. This is another win for the conspiracy theorists any way you want to cut it. The fact that mainstream media is even reporting on this is crazy enough, true or not.

The CIA Has Better Things to Do

If the CIA is actually spending resources screening DNA databases for alien genetic markers, I have a suggestion. Stop. Figure out where the rest of the Epstein files are first. Release the documents that should have never been classified in the first place. Find the footage from the jail. Produce the client list. Do something useful with the agency’s time and budget before hunting for Nordic alien descendants in diners in Colorado.

The Epstein files are still locked away. The JFK documents are still partially classified. The UFO file drops have been controlled drips of grainy footage with no definitive conclusions. And now the CIA is allegedly using commercial DNA databases to hunt down alien bloodlines?

The priorities of the United States intelligence community are fascinating. Billions of dollars in budget. Access to the most advanced surveillance technology on the planet. Backdoor programs into private genetic databases. And the output is hunting for tall blonde people in small mountain towns who might have alien grandparents.

Meanwhile the most powerful people in the world were trafficking minors on a private island and the files about it are sitting in a vault that nobody seems interested in opening. But sure. Let’s hunt for Nordics in Colorado. That’s a great use of taxpayer money.

2026 Is the Year Conspiracy Theorists Won

Every single week there’s a new story that validates something the conspiracy community has been saying for years. Alien species recovered from crashed UFOs. Hybrid breeding programs.

Government psyops using commercial technology. DNA surveillance through consumer products. Genetically engineered ticks. Dancing robots as a distraction while the real AI applications go unnoticed. UFO files released in controlled batches while the Epstein documents stay buried.

Five years ago, saying the CIA had access to 23andMe data to search for alien DNA would have gotten you labeled as clinically insane. Now it’s a Daily Mail article with congressional sources and named former intelligence officers.

The Overton window on what’s considered a “conspiracy theory” versus “something the government might actually be doing” has shifted so dramatically that there’s almost no claim left that can be dismissed outright.

I don’t know if the CIA is actually hunting for Nordic alien bloodlines through Ancestry.com. I don’t know if tall blonde people in Colorado diners are secretly extraterrestrial descendants. I don’t know if any of this is real or if it’s another layer of the psyop designed to keep the conspiracy community chasing threads while the real secrets stay buried.

What I do know is that 45 million people gave their DNA to corporations that have been breached, bankrupted, and acquired, and the idea that intelligence agencies have access to that data is the least surprising thing I’ve read all month.

Don’t spit in the tube. Don’t mail your DNA to strangers. Don’t trust a company with your genetic information just because they promise to tell you what percentage Viking you are. Especially now that the CIA might be checking whether that Viking percentage is a little too accurate.

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