WATCH: Bryson DeChambeau misses trash can water bottle dunk, walks away like nothing happened

Strap in, because I need to break down one of the most pathetic sequences I’ve witnessed in a long time. Bryson DeChambeau, in a fit of rage, went to slam-dunk a water bottle into a trash can from LITERALLY inches away, and the man missed.

He clanked it off the rim like an absolute amateur and unfortunately, it tracks because it’s the exact same thing he’s been doing with his approach shots at the majors all year, where he can’t get within a zip code of the hole. Bryson DeChambeau cannot hit a target to save his life right now, whether it’s a green or a garbage can.

Bryson DeChambeau misses water bottle trash can spike:

Bryson missed a water bottle trash can spike from point blank range 💀 pic.twitter.com/Gk7IiLDJmb

— Fore Play (@ForePlayPod) August 7, 2026

That is a genuinely inexcusable miss from Bryson DeChambeau

That’s the kind of miss that should send a grown man straight to the bathroom to stand in front of the mirror and have a real conversation with himself. If you are missing THAT shot, from THAT distance, with nothing on the line except your own dignity, then you need to re-evaluate how you deal with your anger on the course.

We’ve seen Bryson DeChambeau embarrass himself before. This is the same guy who famously got his cheeks clapped by a rope in a viral clip that will follow him to his grave.

Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Be Worse Than The Bryson Rope Incident…

Never forget when LIV Golf star Bryson DeChambeau got eliminated by a rope line 💀 pic.twitter.com/JoOKC86rdE

— NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF) May 26, 2026

This feels like the exact moment we watched Bryson DeChambeau fully complete his transformation from professional golfer into full-time content creator because professional athletes do not miss from point-blank range.

It is physically impossible for someone with real hand-eye coordination to blow that shot. But you know who DOES miss it? A YouTuber. A guy whose whole personality is a thumbnail and that’s precisely what we watched.

The Miss Was One Thing But No Pick Up After Is Wild

Bryson DeChambeau didn’t even pick up the water bottle. He missed the shot, left the empty bottle sitting there on the ground like a piece of trash, and just walked away as if nothing happened.

Unacceptable. Completely unacceptable.

Bending down to pick up your own missed shot is one of the most humbling, character-building acts available to a human being. The walk of shame to retrieve the bottle you just clanked is SUPPOSED to hurt.

It’s supposed to fill you with shame and guilt, and that shame is the exact thing that forces you to grow as a person. I firmly believe you have to feel that sting if you ever want to better yourself. It’s non-negotiable.

Bryson DeChambeau just skipped it entirely. Strolled off like the whole thing beneath him. The universal truth is that we have ALL missed that dunk. Every single one of us has confidently gone for the trash can shot and clanked it in front of people.

That part is human. That part is forgivable but we all pick it up. You miss, you feel the shame, you grab your bottle, and you walk away a slightly better man. Bryson DeChambeau looked that contract dead in the eye and tore it up.

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