Greensboro Police Department takes shot at Dallas Cowboys for no reason and I’m here for it

Everyone hates the Dallas Cowboys. The hate knows no bounds, even for Greensboro Police Department down in North Carolina.

For no reason whatsoever, the admin for the Greensboro PD’s Twitter decided to take a shot at the Dallas Cowboys. I thought maybe it was because the Cowboys are about to play Carolina or something, but they’re not even on the schedule. This is just pure rage bait Tweeting and I’m here for it.

Greensboro Police Department, I tip my cap to you

Please stay hydrated outside over the next few days. It's going to be like the Dallas Cowboys and peaking in the 90s. 🔥

— Greensboro Police Department (@GSO_Police) August 15, 2026

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I really love when people hate on things just for the love of the game. We all have hate in our hearts, whether we want to admit it or not. At least we have one Twitter admin taking their hate off the leash.

The Cowboys suck. You don’t need any other reason than that to hate on them. Their team stinks, their fans are even worse, and they haven’t won shit since I was a wee lad. They’re losers and deserve to be shamed at every turn.