Chris Simms is more concerned about sports bettors than Jalen Hurts’ potentially severe injury

I’ve run out of expletives to call Chris Simms. After his most recent rant about Jalen hurts’ blood clots and how sports bettors should’ve known about it, all I could really think about was firing Chris Simms into the sun.

He and Mike Rat Florio discussed the Hurts injury on today’s episode of their shitty show, with their main point being that sports bettors are the real victims here. Simms is worried about them losing their money. This is what hell looks like, and it’s another reason sportsbooks need to be completely moved to brick and mortar locations.

Chris Simms is such a rat fuck for this, man

The handling of Jalen Hurts' calf injury is fishy, and there's nothing to protect gamblers from not getting enough information about it. pic.twitter.com/4kHbhBX9u3

— PFT Live (@PFT_Live) October 15, 2026

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To sit there an make this whole thing about sports gambling and how they should have known this info last week is fucking whack. If you don’t want to lose money gambling, don’t gamble. Simple. I don’t give a fuck if anyone lost money on the Eagles last week. I lost a part of my soul sitting in that stadium out in London and witnessing the final seconds. Fuck your betting losses.

It’s genuinely inhumane to think this way. I don’t think of Chris Simms as a human being. He’s a reptilian bottom dweller who doesn’t deserve an ounce of respect from anyone. Saying you’re worried about the sports gamblers before saying you’re worried about Hurts is wild. You don’t deserve a microphone when your brain is wired this way.

As a matter of fact, you don’t deserve a job in media at all. Just go away. Nobody listens to you. Nobody enjoys your work. Nobody respects you, nor does anyone care if you have a show anymore. So just fuck off, crawl back under the rock you spawned from, and let people talk about sports without fucking sports betting looming over every single thing.