Washington Football Team’s new name unveiled, choosing worst possible option
After years of being named the Washington Football Team, the team officially announced this morning that they will officially become the Washington Commanders. Yes, we…
Tom Brady finally retires, ending 22-year reign of terror
Our long national nightmare is finally over. Tom Brady is retiring from the NFL. Football fans across the world can rejoice. When news broke this…
Wordle has been purchased by the New York Times and is now ruined forever
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you have probably played the game “Wordle” by now or at the very least, seen other people share…
Update: Western PA Chupacabra escapes!
Last week, a heartwarming story of a young woman rescuing a mystery creature captured the attention of the nation. The debate raged about whether the…
LA clearing out homeless near Super Bowl 56 venue, only TMZ is covering it
In the least surprising news I've heard this week, LA's homeless epidemic has reached embarrassing new heights. The City recently cleared out the homeless encampment…
StatMuse disrespects Kobe, a word of caution to Statsexuals
Today, the well-known NBA statistics website StatMuse drew ire on social media after posting an ill-advised tweet. The post contained a "stat" concerning the Laker's…
NBA to revamp “Rising Stars” night during All-Star Weekend
The NBA announced yesterday that they will be using a new format for the 2022 Rising Stars, which will be held on Friday, February 18th…
Woman who tried to help monkeys in crash over the weekend now has a cough and pink eye after one of the monkeys HISSED in her face
Monkey Update: Well at the very least, you simply cannot say I didn't try to warn you about the monkey crash that happened over the…
The “Netaverse” blurs the line between 2k and reality, sets dangerous precedent
The Brooklyn Nets are officially headed to the metaverse. Or, rather, the Netaverse™. That's right, the NBA's least-super-super-team is ready to cross the digital Rubicon…
2022 NBA All-Star uniforms leak, millions cry out in terror
Jesus Christ. The NBA's 2022 All-Star Game jerseys leaked earlier today, and they are horrendous. Every year, the league's design continues to get more and…