MLB’s new broadcast deals prove they hate baseball fans and want you to suffer
Major League Baseball just announced its big three year media rights victory lap with ESPN, NBC, and Netflix. Rob Manfred is probably popping champagne somewhere,…
‘No NFL franchise has a brighter future’ says robot farm in regards to Cowboys head coach Brian Schottenheimer
Somebody check on Dov Kleiman because I genuinely think the man (or warehouse in India) might finally be running on fumes. The free public WiFi…
AI Teddy Bear pulled from shelves after telling kids about sex, violence, and god knows what else
An AI Teddy Bear has been pulled from shelves and blocked from OpenAI's models after it was found to quickly descend into degeneracy when talking…
Degenerate harasses Jimmy Butler in the streets over a prop bet in the most insane video I’ve seen in quite some time
Jimmy Butler cannot even walk down the street and get a coffee in peace anymore. The guy is minding his own business with earbuds in…
Billionaire Bill Ackman says the secret to dating is speaking like a Victorian ghost, proving yet again that money makes you delusional
There is nothing more dangerous in American public life than a billionaire who thinks he has a point. They are never correct, but they are…
Spit-Gate II: Ja’Marr Chase suspended for spitting on Jalen Ramsey — wrong timing was his real mistake
Ja'Marr Chase and Jalen Ramsey got in a bit of a fight during Sunday's action, resulting in Chase spitting on Ramsey. Chase denied doing it,…
Embarrassing: ESPN’s graphic for Cowboys-Raiders on MNF is one of the worst ever made
In a world of rapid advancement in the arts and graphic design, ESPN has brought the entire apparatus to a screeching halt. The graphic they…
WATCH: Georgia beat Texas but a freshman in the stands became the main headline
There are a few guarantees in college football. Drunk students. Dumb refs. Georgia beating whoever they feel like beating. And now we can officially add…
Texas A&M Trooper squares up on injured South Carolina player, somehow ends up more embarrassing than the Aggies’ first half
Only in college football could you get an 80 yard touchdown, a potentially serious injury, and a state trooper trying to pick a fight with…
WATCH: Dillon Brooks delivers best Joel Embiid impression, gets fined $25K for ‘lewd gesture’
Dillon Brooks woke up on Friday and did what Dillon Brooks does best. He cut another check to the NBA. The league announced that Brooks…