I just wanted to share a quick story from work to lighten the mood in this seemingly dark period of time.

This may come to a surprise to you, but writing for The Liberty Line is not my primary source of income for now. Day job-wise I cut my teeth as a commercial/ industrial/ residential locksmith. Yes, before you get ahead of yourself, I indeed possess the key to your heart.

With fear of the coronavirus spreading, causing absolute panic everywhere, it seems as though no one wants a stranger to show up at their house, office, school, etc. to come to fix any broken locks or anything lock-related.  Rightfully so, but this means that we are indeed dead in the water as far as work is concerned.

Towards the end of the day the shop manager, Tom, motions to me to grab something off of the printer. I noticed while he was demanding this he had an almost maniacal chuckle also leaking out of his mouth.

Upon inspection, the page he printed out was a handwashing instruction sheet that you can add your own lyrics to. On this specific one, had the Philadelphia 76ers “Here Come The Sixers” lyrics under each stage of hand washing.

I just thought I’d share with the world to try and lift you out of the no sports depression that may be beginning to set in.

Wash your hands!

Everybody!

For Philadelphia!

76ers!