The Washington Wizards change ownership amid 3-0 deficit to the Sixers
After leading the Sixers to a Game Three win, Joel Embiid has been named the new owner of the Washington Wizards, according to Wikipedia.
Sources have not been able to ascertain the price for which Embiid purchased the team. In fact, top sports economists are speculating that after witnessing Joel Embiid drop 36 points in 28 minutes all over their sorry-ass lineup, the owners of the Washington Wizards decided the only feasible option moving forward was to sign their garbage team over to Joel Embiid free of charge.
In my opinion, his first act as the owner should be to change the name of their G League affiliate. The “Capital City G0-Go”? What exactly does that even mean? I don’t want to know. I am sure Joel Embiid will take care of it, though.
My advice: sex sells, and I’m buyin’.
Capital One Arena has always been considered Wells Fargo Center South. I guess now it’s finally been made official. From the long historic feud between Embiid and Westbrook, Beal clowning himself during games one and two to now Ben Simmons calling Russell Westbrook small and Joel Embiid taking ownership if the Wizards, is there really a reason to play game four?
Mandatory Credit: Philadelphia Inquirer