Fellow diners spotted British recording artist and moral champion of the Western World Adele fighting with her boyfriend NBA agent and general butthead Rich Paul. Radar Online heard from a tipster that the singer was tearing into Paul at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills.

I don’t know what the bust-up between the couple was about, but the timing was interesting, as it came recently after Nerlen Noel filed a lawsuit against Paul for loss of wages. 

Combine that with the Ben Simmons debacle and Paul’s cancellation of Tyrese Maxey’s charitable partnerships, and you’ve got quite a few reasons Adele could be miffed. And, according to Radar Online’s tipster, the singer was crying and in a full-on fight.

If I’m in Adele’s shoes, I’m not happy with all of this coming to light. Hearing her boyfriend screwed a player out of tens of millions and shut down charitable initiatives to use a 20-year-old kid as a trade chip cannot be a good feeling. Especially when it hurts communities that have been hit hardest by the pandemic.

There are no photos or videos of the fight, but the following photo is my best approximation of what happened.

“DID YOU ORDER TYRESE MAXEY TO CANCEL HIS CHARITY EVENTS?”

By now, you must be asking, “So, Ryan, what does this mean for the Sixers?” Well, I’ll tell you: absolutely nothing.

Honestly, I have no clue how Adele being pissed off at her scumbag agent boyfriend for almost damaging her brand relates to Philly sports at all. But, the boss wants what the boss wants.

I personally wanted to write about how Ben Simmons summoned these tornados using Australian bush magic, but the top brass shut it down. If anything, he probably did it at Rich Paul’s behest, but that’s neither here nor there to the powers that be.

Would writing about how the climate in southern California is nearly identical to the outback (making it the premier place to practice bush magic in the US) “alienate readers” and “hurt the brand?” Maybe. But screw them. I am the brand.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, Adele and Rich Paul.

Look, Rich Paul is a con artist. He uses his non-max contract guys as trade kickers to get his max guys to a big market. It’s the classic Rich Paul move. If you’re not signing a max contract, you don’t matter to Klutch.

We saw it with Nerlens, and now we’re seeing it with Tyrese. Ben is being mishandled. Hell, I even saw reports that Paul ignored his daddy Lebron James’ requests to join Simmons and Embiid in Philly back in 2018. I’m sure Rich Paul would dump Adele if her record sales dipped for too long. Shame.

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