Elliot Shorr-Parks almost killed Merrill Reese with yet another horrible Eagles take

Eliot Shorr-Parks is a loser and a fraud. Everyone knows that. If Philadelphia sports fans were smart enough, they would just block him across social media, destroy his platform, and watch him disappear into the world of irrelevancy. It’s tough to respect someone that purposely says whatever the opposite of the obvious is about a sports topic in this city. It happens pretty frequently at a certain radio station. Just block them all. That’s what I did and honestly it was the best decision I have made. ESP has gone too far this time. He almost killed Merrill Reese.

Here’s an audio clip from WIP:

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— Eliot Shorr-Barks (@Eliotshorrbarks) November 8, 2021

Poor Merrill Reese, one of the few saving graces in the hate filled propaganda that the WIP forces Philadelphia to consume on a daily basis, almost popped a blood vessel listening to the dumb things that come out of ESP’s mouth. This specific thing, was that Jalen Hurts was to blame for the Eagles loss to the Chargers.

Look, Jalen Hurts wasn’t great. He missed a few key throws, specifically to DeVonta Smith and Dallas Goedert, but also did what the team needed him to do and tie the ball game with six minutes left. The problem, was the fact that Hurts never saw the field again because Jonathan Gannon and the Eagles defense couldn’t get the Chargers off the field.

I’d have to stop Merrill when he got to the point of Hurts being “just fine” but I’m pretty much with him up until that point. Hurts is not fine, but last Sunday’s game he did what needed to be done. As for ESP, you almost killed Merrill Reese with your dumb football takes buddy. That’s where we have to draw the line. Merrill is approaching 80 years old and we can’t have you running your mouth and endangering people’s lives with your shitty, meaningless takes about the Eagles and Philadelphia sports in general.

As for everyone else, aren’t you exhausted with people like ESP? Literally everyone know that the Eagles defense came up short against the Chargers. So what does he do? He finds the opposite take, blames Jalen Hurts and the offense, everyone freaks out at him on social media, his engagement goes through the roof, and he walks into WIP and gets a nice pat on the back from whatever rat is currently in charge over there. It’s an endless, tiresome cycle that won’t be stopping anytime soon.