Beercan Bets: Turning $25 into $25,000

Have you dreamed of something so stupid, that you knew you had to do everything in your power to make it come true? Well my friends, readers, and loyal Liberty Linemen, all my dreams are stupid, however this specific dream is something we will almost certainly make true.
Today marks day one of my quest to get rich off moneyline bets on the Parx Sportsbook app. I have outlined exactly how I plan on doing that below. Welcome to Beercan Bets.
My Promise to You: We will turn $25.00 into $25,000
Together, we will go on a journey of rewriting sports gambling history and with hopes in helping out idiots like myself. Sure, we all know how popular the Same Game Parlays have become and honestly, I have nothing against them. Chasing a $10 parlay with +5000 odds is certainly a rush, especially if you get the first few legs to convert.
We love them. However, I bet them all the time and rarely hit a single one. You know what I have done? Pick single winners of a game, constantly. This is how we win and beat the sportsbook. According to the statsexuals, professional sports betters rarely sustain a ling term winning percentage higher than 55 percent. Well, statsexuals, I hope you have your excel sheets open, because that is about to change.
How it Works:
Step 1: Deposit $25 into the Parx Sportsbook app using the promo code LIBERTYLINE.
Literally step one is so easy, we might as well get on board right now. Even if you don’t bet the same games as me, there’s millions of options to choose from and hell, maybe you’ll even turn $25 into $25K faster than I can. Wouldn’t that be something?
Step 2: Bet all $25 on a single Moneyline bet.
Parx Sportsbook offers your first bet risk-free up to $500 after signup, which is another reason why taking the jump on Beercan Bets won’t hurt you at all.
Step 3: Sit back and watch my pick win easily.
Step 4: Collect your winnings.
Step 5: Bet full payout from the previous week on another Moneyline game.
From there, we just repeat steps four and five until we have accumulated $25K. While you may think this will take forever to achieve, that’s simply not the case. I full expect to have earned the full $25K within three months.
Example: Bet of $25 on a favorite at -139 wins $18 and pays out a total of $43.
If next week I do an identical bet but this time with the $43 I’d earn a payout of $73.96. Within six weeks I should be several thousand dollars over my initial $25 investment assuming I pick at least a few underdogs.
To kick things off, we’re going to roll with a favorite in the Golden State Warriors over the New Orleans Pelicans tonight. Let’s roll with a favorite and get off on the right foot.

Before you’re saying “this guy doesn’t know what he’s doing”, I’m well aware they are entering tonight on the second leg of a back-to-back and Steph Curry could potentially miss tonights game with a left quad injury.
Obviously, no Curry has people concerned about this game but I assure you, I’ve never felt so confident.
*Update 6PM*
Draymond Green is also out. We do not waiver or change picks and move regardless.
The Pelicans have lost three straight games and are basically tanking this season. They have the second worst record in the West at 13-25 and Brandon Ingram can’t find his shot this season.
Even with Curry out, the Warriors should be able to handle the Pelicans. Remember, we aren’t betting the point spread or any props here. We just need to pick who can win the game. Even barring something unexpected, Ingram and the Pelicans still don’t have enough to take down the Warriors tonight.
I’ll post an update on whatever happens in tonight’s game, win or lose, tomorrow.
If we win, we roll onto next week one step closer to $25K. If we lose, we deposit another $25 and start fresh next Thursday.
Mandatory Credit: USA TODAY
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