Sin City Cabaret wants James Harden’s business. Do they deserve it?
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past 24 hours, you already know that the Philadelphia 76ers have landed James Harden and sent Ben Simmons, Seth Curry, and Andre Drummond packing for Brooklyn. Philly is absolutely buzzing, with billboards, t-shirts, and most importantly, a new sense of hope surrounding 76ers basketball.
James Harden isn’t your average bearded Brooklyn resident heading to Philadelphia. He’s a proven superstar and an iconic player. Harden is easily the most talented man to play alongside Joel Embiid. He’s also a connoisseur of strip clubs.
Sin City Cabaret Night Club posted the following images on their Instagram:
This is all good and fun. But should James Harden spend his hard earned money at this club? Let’s check the reviews:
Sin City Cabaret Night Club
6130 Passyunk Ave, Philadelphia, PA
2.9 out of 5 Stars
Sin City has a lot of five star reviews in spite of it’s middling 2.9 rating on Google. One from Gifford Lee caught my eye because it raved about the salmon. Salmon at a strip club? The confidence level of this club has to be 10/10. Bad fish smells can be disastrous for a strip club. The fact that they can pull it off says a lot about not only the quality of the catch of the day, but also the hygiene of their dancers.
Call the FBI. A lapdance without touching a lap? This man left Cabaret traumatized. Things were so bad he’s sending people to Club Risque. That and the fact that he is demanding google remove “Eve” the dancer he felt slighted him leads me to think maybe he’s overreacting a bit.
Honestly I highly doubt the strippers there are going to be as reticent about touching a future NBA hall of famer as opposed to a person that makes angry google reviews. No offense Summa Summa.
James Harden, our official Liberty Line seal of approval has been given for you to visit Sin City Cabaret.
Let us know how the salmon is!
Mandatory Credit: Sin City Philadelphia Instagram