Howard Eskin you old sailor, you! There’s two things you need to know about Howard Eskin. First, he’s a complete and utter blow hard, an embarrassment to our sports teams, the city of Philadelphia, and mankind in general. Second, he has zero clue on how to use technology and social media. Eskin has tweeted roughly a billion stupid things by accident or because his brain is legitimately broken.

Howard Eskin posting booty pics on Instagram

My goodness Howard, we’re one week without football and your Sunday night scrolls have taken a turn for the worse. Please, just pop a Tylenol PM and go back to bed. What on Earth are you doing?

Poor Andi Eskin is probably sitting in bed with Howard, reading a book or maybe tuning in to the Ukraine-Russia crisis, completely oblivious to what Eskin is doing on Instagram.

“Ugh Howard, can you just believe how awful things are getting hunny?”

“What….um yeah, it’s so terrible to see what’s happening to all these girls…I mean people!!…..Just so many peaks and valleys….TO WAR!! I meant like ups and downs!!…….I’ll be back I’ve got to use the bath room.”

How does this even happen? You can’t just hit share on a story to Instagram. There’s like five different options before posting to a story. It’s not like hitting send on Twitter. From the looks of hit, Eskin was probably trying to send this to someone (Angelo Cataldi) and instead, posted it for his IG followers on his story instead.

The photo in question isn’t bad at all, but is there anything more creepy than an old man posting photos, or hell, even looking at photos like this online? Probably not. Truly disgusting behavior and another reason why Eskin needs to disappear as quickly as possible.

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