Wait a damn minute. Seven bets for one game, Joseph? You bet your sweet ass there is and honestly, I was comfortable with bumping that number up to ten bets but I’m not sure if our readers could handle that type of action. On top of that, you’re insane if you think I didn’t take those bets and mash them all together for one hell of a parlay too.

If all seven bets hit, that will trigger a monster parlay and we’re all going to Sizzler. Book it.

For all the youths that don’t know that reference, shame on you.

7 Player Performance Doubles and how we plan on paying off our mortgages tonight

First things first, Sixers need to win, every single bet is dependent on Sixers to beat the Bulls tonight. So if you’re iffy on Philly coming out on top tonight, thank you for your click and move along. Maybe check out another article that was posted today on spiders instead.

But I’m very high on Sixers to win this game tonight. James Harden has brought this team, the city of Philadelphia and the 76ers organization a level of confidence that’s off the charts so lets continue to ride that until the wheels fall off.

Kindly take a minute to digest…

Okay, there’s a lot to unpack here but what we’re staring down is seven total plays, four of which are plus money. The other one I would take a flyer on would be Joel Embiid over 12 rebounds and Sixers to win at (+154) and Tyrese Maxey 20+/Sixers win at (+195).

With Nikola Vucevic still listed as questionable tonight, if he doesn’t play Embiid 10+ rebounds should be a lock. Right now Maxey is getting opportunities and taking advantage of them, especially with Harden on the floor. At nearly 2 to 1 odds, I almost can’t not take it.

What I love about these bets is that typically each game there is only 1 or 2 player performance doubles that are actually worth taking a shot on. Tonight feels like the planets aligned and we have an opportunity to cash.

James Harden and Joel Embiid double double odds for tonight are currently -340 and -290. That’s way too much juice to be played by themselves but to toss in the Sixers ML to get nearly even, that’s an automatic green light.

Embiid has had a double double in every game he’s had against the Bulls dating back to 2018 except two and one of those he had 9 rebounds. If you really want to get spicy tonight, Joel Embiid to score 40 is +340.

“But Joe, 40 points is a lot and I’m scared!”

Yeah maybe for some people, but not our king apparently.

We can 7-0 sweep on these plays tonight. Almost everyone of those things has happened every game that James Harden has played in a 76ers uniform for crying out loud.

Even if only 4 out of 7 hit tonight, with plus money odds you’re going to be green. Depending on which ones hit, you could actually go 3-4 and still end the night in the green.

If you’re going to play all 7 then you have to (not gambling advice, always bet responsibly I just speak in hyperbole) sprinkle on the 7-0 Sweep “The Legs Johnny, parlay of the night.”

I can already hear the cowards out there that aren’t ready to put their nuts on the table with me and ride out these plays.

No offense taken. For you, I have a plan.

Maybe you want to ride these but you’re scared about the Bulls winning. Fine, I hear you. But you can pre game hedge by playing Bulls ML that is currently at +250. Meaning, if you tossed $100 on each of the 7 above you’ve got $700 total out there on the line.

You could toss $280 on Bulls ML, which would cover your $700. Or even wait and if the sixers go up big early you could get that line at like +300 to +400 and bet less to hedge.

But hedging is for guys named like Doug or Kirk.

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