AEW Wrestler spits Ben Simmons, Amber Heard, and Lia Thomas bars at Liacouras Center, good lord
An AEW wrestler managed to fit Ben Simmons, Amber Heard, and Lia Thomas into a freestyle rap during a show at the Liacouras Center. I’ve written a lot of weird shit for this website, but that sentence might take the cake. Oh, and Pauly D too. Jesus Christ.
Here’s Max Caster spitting his Ben Simmons bar (which the crowd seemed to love):
This clip was brought to my attention by The Blogfather himself, Kevin Kinkead of Crossing Broad, and I must say, it is every bit as odd as it may seem. But, at the same time, those bars weren’t the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
What a special time to be alive in Philadelphia this is. Embiid has a broken face and is now applying to be French, Nick Castellano’s wife is having a kid, and professional wrestlers are dropping decent rhymes on my alma mater’s campus.
The bars are fine but at some point, we’re going to have to move past the blatant Ben Simmons pandering. It worked this time, so credit to them.