If you’ve eaten a bag of chips in the Delaware Valley, there’s a decent chance it was made by Herr’s. The Nottingham, PA-based food company has long been a staple for Philadelphians. Now, they are paying homage to their loyal customers in a way that is… interesting, to say the least.

Today, Herr’s announced their new “Flavored by Philly” line of chips:

I sat down to write this blog with a negative attitude towards these new Herr’s flavors, but I can’t lie; my interest is piqued. 

Here’s a quick rundown of the new releases:

• 215 Special Sauce (salt, pepper, ketchup, hot sauce)
• Long Hots & Sharp Provolone
•  Wiz Wit

I can do without the first and third options, but the Long Hots & Sharp Provolone stands out as the star of the bunch. Even though I’m a wiz wit guy for my cheesesteaks, I will likely have to pass on this one.

Potentially nauseating flavor profiles aside, my biggest gripe with Herr’s is the statement, “Philly! We heard you!” I don’t feel heard at all

When did this happen? I would have had loads of good chip ideas. Herr’s played all the hits, but a deep cut to shout out a lesser-known part of city life would have been cool.

My idea is a pierogi-flavored chip to honor the Polish diaspora in the city. It tastes like potatoes. Hold the applause. I know; I am a culinary genius.

I really am looking forward to trying the long hot chips. I’ve put chips on a sandwich with long hots and sharp provolone countless times. I’m curious to see how it all comes together.

Want to try for yourself? Keep an eye out for the bags below and let us know how they are.

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