Aaron Rodgers new tattoo is certainly interesting, raises questions on why he actually got it
Earlier today, Aaron Rodgers jumped on Instagram and posted a picture of his new tattoo, checking off yet another item on his midlife crisis to-do list.
Aaron Rodgers New Tattoo
Considering that Aaron Rodgers is 38 years old, reading his comment stating that there’s a “deep meaningful story and connection to absolutely each element of this art piece” is pretty lame. He sounds like that one kid we all knew from college who finally got free from his parents house and got some tattoo while majoring in psychology.
The tattoo itself is pretty baffling. It pictures a zodiac map flanked by two lions and what could quite possibly be the eye of the illuminati, right? Maybe not. I can’t stop thinking about the New World Order after reading about the Georgia Guidestones that someone blew up at 4AM this morning. Whatever.
Aaron Rodgers refused to explain the meaning of the ink and instead chose to be vague
Whether or not Aaron Rodgers actually knows the meaning of his new tattoo or not, him being vague about it just leaves it all open to speculation.
We could make a ton of jokes about how the lions represent the two games he plays against Detroit every year and how they are huge stat-packing opportunities to bolster his reputation. We could also say that the lions represent his inner duel with his sexuality that has been so crassly speculated on in the press over the years. We could talk about the Zodiac map and how it signifies his interest in astrology and the universe and how it is Rodgers’ finding his true self outside of his family that he hates.
The jokes write themselves, but honestly, I think it’s much more simple than that and the entire thing was done for his new girlfriend, who goes by the name of “Blu of Earth”.
Blu of Earth is a well-known American podcaster, social media influencer, motivational speaker, lifestyle blogger, author, and entrepreneur. According to insiders, Blu is well-known throughout the nation for her fantastic podcast programs. According to her Instagram page, she is presently the presenter of DeJá Blu podcast programs. via biography gist
Now it all makes sense, right? Aaron Rodgers is literally a man going through a midlife crisis and trying to impress his new chick by getting some crazy tattoo with a “secret meaning” showing that he’s more than just a football player.
Can’t wait for yet another early-round playoff next year and see what Aaron Rodgers comes up with next.
Mandatory Credit: Fox Sports and Aaron Rodgers via Instagram
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