NSFW: Couple having sex at Kings Landing, the set of Game of Thrones
Reports are coming out this morning about an “uptick” in people having sex on the set of Kings Landing, where Game of Thrones filmed.
Shoutout to the New York Post. They absolutely CRUSHED the headline on this one. “Game of Moans” to “Winter isn’t the only thing that’s coming” is simply a work of art and honestly, unbeatable for anyone else that is writing about the story.
From the New York Post:
Winter isn’t the only thing that’s coming.
A brazen couple has been busted having public sex at a filming location from “Game of Thrones.”
The shocking incident occurred last week in the Old Town area of Dubrovnik, Croatia — which served as the set for the fictional city of King’s Landing in the hit HBO show.
A passerby flipped out their cellphone to record the romping pair, with the X-rated footage looking like a scene from the notoriously naughty fantasy series.
In the video, the kinky couple is seen standing against a stone wall in the historic square, with the woman bent over as her partner penetrates her from behind.
I honestly can’t blame the couple. I also don’t know what the kinky part is here. Public sex? Okay fine, but if we’re talking fucking someone from behind then let’s relax a little. Regardless, if you have the opportunity to fuck at Kings Landing, you take it. It’s really that simple. Doesn’t matter who’s around, you drop your pants and get busy.
According to The Post, this guy was “thrusting with extreme vigor”.
Perhaps excited to be recreating a “Game of Thrones” sex scene, the potential superfan is seen thrusting with extreme vigor.
Extreme vigor is just another perfect description to add to this entire story. Of course he was fucking with extreme vigor. He’s in Kings Landing baby. There’s no other option!
Plus, what’s the worse that could happen?
The only bad part of this story is that they didn’t even get to finish, because some narc decided to “force them to stop fornicating” when he saw the two. Cool dude. Nothing says virgin like interrupting sex at Kings Landing. They probably closed their eyes during all the Game of Thrones sex scenes too. Dork.
However, the ending of the couple’s romp was an anti-climatic disappointment — much like “Game of Thrones’” critically-panned final season — as they were forced to stop fornicating when approached by a disgruntled stranger.
The public sex session took place just meters from where the show’s famous “shame scene” was filmed — and it’s lucky the perverted pair weren’t paraded down the street and heckled by outraged residents in the same way as character Cersei Lannister (Lena Headly).
The two were LUCKY they didn’t get paraded down the street? Seriously? I would have requested that to happen. Was that option on the table because there’s no way these two would have turned it down. You’re already fucking at Kings Landing and adding the Shame Walk afterwards would have been perfect.
Uptick in Game of Thrones Kings Landing Sex
According to CEN, locals have been upset at the recent uptick in public sex and public urination.
Apparently Kings Landing is a complete fuck fest just like Game of Thrones and people are surprised? Give me a break. Anyone who watched Game of Thrones had to think about fucking in Kings Landing at least once throughout the entire series.
I’ve become quite the “people getting caught fucking” reporter here at The Liberty Line. I have no idea how it happened or why we are even writing these types of posts but this is what you get in the middle of the summer. Cheers.