Embarrassing: People who think Vita Vea is cool for shotgunning a can of Gatorade
Quick update on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers training camp thanks to a video that’s making its rounds on social media featuring Vita Vea shotgunning a can of Gatorade at practice. For some odd reason, people think it’s the coolest thing ever and I could not disagree more.
Vita Vea Shotguns Gatorade Can
Sorry. I have no choice but to rip Vita Vea here. I’m not sure if he thought this was cool but I assure you, it’s not. This is like when I would walk out of my dorm room and see the dorky engineering kids shotgunning Red Bulls in the common area while everyone else was getting blacked out drunk.
You have other websites like Barstool saying “this is amazing!” just “guys being dudes!” but I certainly don’t know any guys being dudes shotgunning Gatorade. Do you?
I guess when you have a 45 year old quarterback like Tom Brady there’s not much fun happening down in Tampa.
Plus, Vita Vea is 6’4″ and almost 350 pounds. I would be more impressed if he actually ate the Gatorade can rather than shotgunning it in the same amount of time that the majority of F2 Lot at Eagles games can do with actual beer.
We also learned a few things today with this blog post. I’m not sure about you, but I had no idea that Gatorade made cans. I have seen the old school glass bottles, but never an actual aluminum can.
Gatorade Glass Bottles
Side Note: Everything tastes better out of glass bottles. We should really get back to using glass and give the plastic and aluminum industry a much needed break.
Also, not the best response from Gatorade here in the replies. At the end of the video, Vita Vea says that he doesn’t even drink beer. So I don’t know what the social media person at Gatorade was talking about.
Wake up Gatorade, I know it’s Friday and maybe people in Tampa do shotgun gatorade cans at tailgates but that simply wouldn’t work here in Philadelphia.
What I do know, is that Vita Vea doesn’t stand a chance against the drinking crew we have here in Philadelphia. Jason Kelce and Jordan Mailata are absolute professionals.
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