Leaked United States Kits for the 2022 World Cup Qatar will make you question if we should even attend in the first place
God dammit. America truly is a dying country. I stumbled across this tweet today which appears to show Nike’s World Cup number and letter font combination for the USMNT away kit in the 2022 World Cup in Qatar this fall.
These are absolutely terrible.
Quick recap on the World Cup in Qatar:
FIFA World Cup Sex Ban Due to Qatar “Laws”
- No Sex Outside of Marriage
- No Homosexuality (Sorry England)
- No Public Displays of Affection
- No Drinking or Partying after Matches
If you are a homosexual and the Qatarians (is that correct?) find out about it, it’s punishable by death. Thinking about holding your girls hand while you stroll into a World Cup game? Not so fast, that’s jail for seven years.
FIFA sent out a memo stating that World Cup fans and players will face a “sex ban” and that there will be absolutely no leniency inside Qatar so teams should be extra careful.
Way to bend over and take it, FIFA.
See? That’s a joke that would probably land me in jail for seven years in Qatar if I was going but of course I wouldn’t step foot in one of these stupid countries.
Qatar’s World Cup Stadiums Will Be Alcohol-Free
“At stadiums, the plans are still being finalised, but the current discussion is to allow fans to have beer upon arrival and when leaving stadium, but beer won’t be served during the match or inside the stadium bowl,” via Reuters
Awesome. No beer inside the stadiums during soccer matches. Great fucking idea Qatar, you really seem to know how to throw a party for 1.2 MILLION people coming to your country for the World Cup.
No drinking or partying during the biggest party planet Earth has to offer?
Qatar, the worst country in the world, literally does not allow their citizens to consume alcohol in public places. However, in November at the World Cup, fans will be able to buy beer during restricted times in certain points of the main FIFA fan zone. My guess is that won’t solve the issue for 1.2 million people. You’ll be stuck waiting in line for hours to purchase a single beer.
Oh wait, alcohol will be available for people to consume at the Doha Golf Club, miles away from the stadiums and fan zone. Good luck making your way out there to grab a beer or two before a match.
Christ almighty. Don’t worry everyone, Qatar will be throwing an alcohol-free, family friendly street carnival outside the stadium.
BORING. A World Cup without alcohol flowing like water should never be allowed to happen. Honestly, no sporting event without alcohol available should be allowed. The two go together like white on rice and peanut butter and jelly. You can’t possibly let this happen.
Why would FIFA let Qatar host this event in the first place? What an absolute joke. I’m surprised they managed to sell any tickets to what now will almost certainly be the lamest World Cup ever.
I guess we should just ignore the fact that Qatar decided to build seven high-tech stadiums to even be eligible to host the World Cup and used migrant workers where 6,500 of them died then huh?
Enough with these dumb Arab countries and their ridiculous rules. Sorry. It’s 2022 and if you can’t treat people with common decency then you’re on my shit list. Basic civil rights laws need to be enacted before you’re allowed to host anything and welcome people from all over the world. That goes for China, Russia, and certainly goes for Qatar.
Everything listed above, we now have these American uniforms that are ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE?
I really hope these concepts are completely wrong. You mean to tell me America is going into the World Cup with light blue uniforms? Where the hell did they even come from? GROSS.
- No Stars and Stripes?
- No Red, White, and Blue?
- What on earth are we doing here Nike?
Let’s get back to the uniforms pictured below. At the very least, they looked American.
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.