World Cup 2022 in Qatar will have zero alcohol inside stadiums, only available in restricted timeframes elsewhere
In November 2022, the 2022 FIFA World Cup will be in Qatar. A few weeks ago, I wrote an article about how ridiculous the host country was acting due to their own laws and regulations, and now it seems to have already gotten worse.
As customary with all World Cup events, the rules and regulations of the home country are enforced by FIFA and the World Cup for all players and fans traveling to the country to attend the biggest sports showcase on planet Earth. Typically, there’s no issue there, but in a place like Qatar where everyone are complete psychopaths, everything is way over regulated.
FIFA World Cup Sex Ban Due to Qatar “Laws”
- No Sex Outside of Marriage
- No Homosexuality (Sorry England)
- No Public Displays of Affection
- No Drinking or Partying after Matches
If you’re a homosexual, Qatar will literally kill you, which is probably problematic for 90% of people who watch soccer on a weekly, if not daily basis. If you want to hold your significant other’s hand after you traveled around the world to watch your country play soccer, they will throw you in jail for seven years.
Now that we’re all caught up, let’s check out the new rules and regulations issued by Qatar and talk about how they are dumbest things ever.
Qatar’s World Cup Stadiums Will Be Alcohol-Free
“At stadiums, the plans are still being finalised, but the current discussion is to allow fans to have beer upon arrival and when leaving stadium, but beer won’t be served during the match or inside the stadium bowl,” via Reuters
Awesome. No beer inside the stadiums during soccer matches. Great fucking idea Qatar, you really seem to know how to throw a party for 1.2 MILLION people coming to your country for the World Cup.
Qatar, the worst country in the world, literally does not allow their citizens to consume alcohol in public places. However, in November at the World Cup, fans will be able to buy beer during restricted times in certain points of the main FIFA fan zone. My guess is that won’t solve the issue for 1.2 million people. You’ll be stuck waiting in line for hours to purchase a single beer.
Oh wait, alcohol will be available for people to consume at the Doha Golf Club, miles away from the stadiums and fan zone. Good luck making your way out there to grab a beer or two before a match.
Christ almighty. Don’t worry everyone, Qatar will be throwing an alcohol-free, family friendly street carnival outside the stadium.
BORING. A World Cup without alcohol flowing like water should never be allowed to happen. Honestly, no sporting event without alcohol available should be allowed. The two go together like white on rice and peanut butter and jelly. You can’t possibly let this happen.
I get how FIFA is doing everything they can to make things right and offering limited times where alcohol will be available, but they are the ones who allowed Qatar to get the home country bid in the first place so really, they are to blame for this entire mess.
This is why I wrote an article about how America is back and when the World Cup returns to North America in 2026 and is played in Philadelphia, it’s going to be the biggest party the world has ever seen.
Land of the free baby, drink whatever you want, fuck whoever you want, whenever you want. Hold hands, make out in front of the Liberty Bell, head over to Delilahs after a match. Walk down Broad Street with a few cold ones.
Literally whatever you want to do is fair game and that, people of the world, is the way it should be.
