Thoughts and prayers to Mark, who was friend-zoned into the shadow realm during last nights Milwaukee Brewers game
Thoughts and prayers to Mark, who got friend-zoned into oblivion during last nights Pirates, Brewers game.
Last night, the jumbotron at American Family Field flashed a few different messages up on the board during the Milwaukee Brewers game against the Pittsburgh Pirates. Lets take a look…
Milwaukee Brewers Jumbotron – Poor Mark
Before we get to our poor guy Mark, we can’t just comb over Cody and Mel who might be the worst couple / friends ever by both submitting birthday messages to each other on the Jumbotron.
You have to hope that neither of them knew that the other would be doing this and it’s just a funny coincidence, right? Also, who’s running the board? Are the Brewers really that short on submissions that these were the five messages they were left with to display? Yikes.
Anyways, that brings us to Mark, who was sent into the shadow realm by an unknown person, who for the sake of this post, we’ll assume is a girl that he likes and brought on a date to the Brewers game last night.
“Mark – your friendship means the world to me – let’s not wreck it.“
Oh my god.
It’s safe to say these two weren’t doing the same thing that the couple in Toronto were doing during last night’s Cubs, Blue Jays game.
Whoever submitted this message should be thrown in jail. I don’t care if Mark’s friendship means the world to you, there’s no way you could do this to him. It’s the most embarrassing thing ever.
If you’re Mark and thinking you are bringing a girl out to a baseball game with hopes to close a deal, and then all of the sudden, you see your name pop up on the Jumbotron with this type of message, you immediately have to just leave the ballpark, delete her number, and never talk to her again.
What type of psychopath would do this? Means the world to you? I highly doubt it.
If Mark meant the world to you, you would be able to have a regular conversation about your relationship (or lack there of) instead of completely embarrassing him on the jumbotron at a Major League Baseball game.
At the very least, Mark did take one for the team, as the Brewers stormed back to beat the Pirates last night scoring two runs in the bottom of the 9th inning to win 7-5.
Way to take one for the team, Mark, even though it’s not your responsibility to do so while you’re simply trying to catch a baseball game with a girl that you like while she’s dunking on you and cutting your balls off for the entire city of Milwaukee to witness.
Mark needs to do himself a favor and I have a proposed plan for this sad excuse of a man.
Ditch baseball games, beer, and hot dogs and make your way to a gym. Get in elite shape, and find out who this girls friends are. Immediately try to hook up with her best friend and post pictures everywhere of the two of you together.
Then, this girl will ever think twice about friend zoning someone on a Jumbotron ever again and honestly, will probably be in love with you moving forward. It won’t matter though, you’ll be on to bigger and better things, but at the very least, it will prevent this type of behavior from ever happening again.
