Disgusting Behavior: Latest edition of fans having sex in the stands brings us to a Toronto Blue Jays game
There’s a new trend sweeping across Major League Baseball and no, I’m not talking about glizzys.
After last week’s incident where a couple were caught on camera in the upper deck of an Oakland Athletics game, it looks like the trend of having sex in the stands has made its way over the border, with the latest instance happening during a Toronto Blue Jays game.
While I do appreciate the fact that we have progressed from bathroom stalls to just straight up getting it on in the stands, this is still unacceptable. Since the location is still more cleanly than a bathroom stall, I’m hesitant to say that this is “disgusting behavior” but if the trend continues, I have no choice.
There’s always a better solution, and in this case, Toronto has one directly in the ballpark.
There is literally a hotel inside the Rogers Centre in Toronto. I’m sorry, but if you have that type of accommodation at your finger tips, then you literally have no other option than to break out your wallet and grab a room.
Toronto Blue Jays Rogers Centre Hotel
You can literally get a room and still watch the Blue Jays play baseball. Even if you’re one of those people who like to have sex in public, this still provides you with the privacy of your own, paid hotel room, while still having sex in front of the crowd watching the Blue Jays game.
All things considered, it seemed to be a pretty good game with Toronto beating the Cubs 5-4. Regardless, it was pretty clear these two did not care about the baseball game.
And now we’re back at the always better solution of just leaving the baseball game and go find somewhere else to get off. I’m not even sure how this even happens. I have never been in the mindset that I’m just going to drop my pants and have sex in a public place, even more so at a baseball game.
There are countless examples as to why this never works and ends up with people getting arrested and/or kicked out of wherever they are. Do we have an alcohol problem on our hands where people can’t control themselves under the influence? That might be the case.
Thankfully in Philadelphia, our fans just dress up in all denim and form fan groups like Jeans Jeans. There’s no time for public sex while we’re trying to secure a playoff spot for the first time in a decade.