Washington ‘Commandalorian’ is potentially the worst superfan in sports history
Being a Washington fan is tough. It’s truly one of the worst franchises in all of sports, so fans have to get creative so as not to realize the cruel joke they’ve been living since Dan Snyder took over. Sadly, I stumbled upon what is likely the most cringeworthy attempt at escapism I’ve ever seen.
Behold, the Washington Commandalorian:
Oh boy. How intimidating!
Do I really have to say anything here? I mean, I’m definitely going to, but either way this just isn’t the look anybody should be going for, much less be proud of.
But, like I said, the life of a Washington fan is a difficult one. This is the closest I’ve seen a sports fan get to a “Full Britney” without shaving their head and breaking down in tears. I guess this is what happens when your team changes names twice in a few years time.
What makes the whole thing extremely cringeworthy is that he really posted this without an ounce of irony or comedic intent. He and a lot of other Commanders find this to be legitimately cool, which shows the mass psychosis Dan Snyder and his cronies have created amongst the Washington faithful.
You may think I’m being a bit harsh, but I wouldn’t be doing so without just cause:
“Damn Philly fans at my Wawa.”
Yeah, okay pal. Being mad at Philly fans grabbing food at Wawa is like being upset about Chinese people eating at a Chinese restaurant. The whole establishment wouldn’t exist if not for them, so maybe show some goddamn respect, yeah?
See, in blogs like this I normally extend an olive branch and try to find some common ground. I would have done the same here if not for that thread of replies (along with other, similarly lame entries).
In all honesty, I hope the Commandalorian sees this blog and uses it as fuel to improve himself. They are in for yet another season of soul-crushing incompetence and mediocrity, so I leave them with this:
Also, the Washington Commandalorian is just a knock-off of the GOAT himself, Boba Jett.