Jayson Tatum’s new signature Jordan sneaker should ruin his NBA MVP chances in 2023

Jayson Tatum dropped a new signature shoe today, and my god is it horrendous. I am trying to find the words to describe them, but I can’t. Trust me, it’s rare something leaves me speechless. A photo of the new JT1 is below… view at your own risk.
Jayson Tatum should be ashamed of himself:

Jesus Christ. Those make the Big Baller Brand Melo Ball 1 ‘Camo Classic’ kicks seem like must-cops. That’s how you know it’s bad.
It’s clear that whoever designed the shoe has an agenda against Tatum receiving MVP recognition. While I understand that, it is hard to understand why the designer wouldn’t let him play his way out of the MVP conversation like everyone knows he will.
Seriously, this is malpractice from Jordan Brand. I know I’m a Jayson Tatum hater, but I wouldn’t design these for my WORST ENEMY.
This really is a sad state of affairs. It reminds me of an old children’s tale I heard as a youth.
Once there was an ugly pair of shoes.
It was so ugly that everyone died.
The End.