Jalen Hurts’ new hot sauce is something I didn’t know I needed until it existed

Eagles QB and Crown Prince of Philadelphia Jalen Hurts has partnered with Louisiana Brand to bring us his signature edition hot sauce. Hot sauce enjoyers around the Delaware Valley could do nothing but rejoice when they heard the news.
Louisiana Brand announced the Jalen Hurts Signature Edition Louisiana Hot Sauce on Twitter:
For those a bit confused as to why Louisiana Hot Sauce is sponsoring an athlete from Texas playing in Pennsylvania, shut up and just enjoy this glorious moment.
Kidding (mostly). While Hurts is not geographically tied to Louisiana in any way, he’s a massive fan of the hot sauce. In fact, he included it in his “10 Essentials” video interview with GQ. You can watch that whole video here.
Of course, fans are incredibly excited about the partnership. What makes it great is that it is something I’d buy anyway, it just so happens to have Jalen Hurts’ name, image, and likeness on the bottle.
If Eagles fans didn’t have enough reason to buy the hot sauce, every customer in the first 48 hours of release is entered to win a signed Jalen Hurts jersey. Plus, a portion of the proceeds will go to the OneMindSet Foundation, which works to uplift under-resourced communities.
It really is a heartwarming cause AND a heartwarming product.
I will say, some replies to the announcement treat have been completely unhinged. One stood out to me as my favorite, and I have to share:

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