“Mayor” Jim Kenney wants to ‘blow the doors off this parade’ if the Eagles win as his final act
Talk about too little too late. Part-time mayor and full-time blobfish impersonator Jim Kenney has officially pledged to spend as much money as possible on a potential Eagles Super Bowl parade.
Jim Kenney actually promises to do something other than enjoy retirement. Wow:
Great. Thanks for listening to the citizens of this city.
This is really rich coming from a guy that can barely make it into City Hall to do his job but has no issue taking a police escort. Glad to see he’s written a carte blanche into what Philly really needs: a parade.
We don’t need the City’s money to have a good parade, we’re fucking Eagles fans. If anything, I think the City shouldn’t be remotely involved in the process.
Honestly, this guy is such a disgrace they should shut The Prep down for good. I’d been advocating for that anyway, but that was solely based on a personal vendetta.
This dude doesn’t even want to be mayor, he said it himself. He can spend all the money he wants, I don’t give a shit about Jim Kenney.
The worst part about him is he’s a nothing mayor. I’d literally rather he be corrupt and profit from organized crime than be a useless putz with zero ideas and even less personality.
Obviously, he’s not the only issue with the Philadelphia government. Pretty much any councilperson could fuck off to who knows where and I’d be happy to see an empty chair in City Hall. In fact, I could go see one right now since they’re still FULLY REMOTE.
Look, I can go on and on about how this city fails its citizens on a daily basis. I just want to make sure we’re clear Jim Kenney paying for a big parade on his way out is like an absentee father spending one day out with his kids before he runs off to Brazil with his secretary.
Go Birds.
