Movie Theater Moose: Large beast wanders into Kenai, Alaska movie theater as onlookers didn’t seem to care in the slightest
A moose wandered into a movie theater in Alaska and helped himself to a box of popcorn as employees and moviegoers acted like the incident was completely normal.
Movie Theater Moose – Kenai, Alaska
Moose in a Movie Theater in Alaska
Honestly, I have no idea how the moose was able to get the entire way into the movie theater in the first place.
Trust me, I completely understand that a moose is a massive animal but at the same time, they are not really animals with extreme stealth capabilities.
Not a single person outside or at the front kiosks in the movie theater saw this moose coming eh? Seems a bit strange.
Not a single person saw this moose coming from miles away and thought to do anything about it? Can we get a “Moose Alert” or at least a heads up before this thing comes waltzing into the theater? No? Not one person did anything?
Instead of doing anything, they are just going to whip out phones and film this moose as he eats popcorn right in front of them?
Authorities could have easily been warned and the moose could have been redirected elsewhere.
How it gets inside a movie theater is beyond me.
Honestly, I don’t mind the moose making itself at home. If you live among wild animals they should be welcomed inside with open arms.
Just asking the questions that need to be asked. I would still appreciate if someone would actually help the moose get to where he should be instead of letting him eat popcorn but what can ya do…
I guess when ABC News says the moose “stunned” movie goers it literally did just that because no one did anything to stop it?
Alaska is a weird place (if real)
I’m honestly not sure it’s even real, let alone a part of the United States.
I spent some time trying to find someone who would support my theory but unfortunately, it looks like the only state in question is Ohio.
Why? I have no idea but I stumbled across this subreddit that has a TON of information questioning the existence of the Buckeye State.
Really good information that can be viewed here.
The only news I get from Alaska is pictures of Northern Lights in the sky and headlines about UFOs and Russian fighter jets entering entering United States airspace.
Have you ever met anyone from Alaska?
You haven’t and now we have moose walking around movie theaters eating popcorn.
Either way, I’m actually pro-moose.
Let’s get that fella whatever he wants. Need a large popcorn and a fountain soda? No problem pal.
It’s on the house, just don’t stomp anyone to death.
Hard to argue that a friendly moose is worse than going to a movie in Philadelphia and getting harassed by homeless people while people are in the back aisles of the theater doing god knows what while you’re trying to watch the latest (horrible) Marvel movie that continues the blatant poisoning of American cinema for over a decade at this point.
The moose is more entertainment than anything playing on the big screen these days so as long as he’s not harming anyone, let him eat as much popcorn as he wants then make sure he gets home safe and sound in the Alaskan wilderness, assuming that’s a real thing. Hard to say.