Micah Parsons has a meltdown over the Jalen Carter pick, so badly wants to be an Eagle
The Eagles officially selected Jalen Carter with the ninth overall pick in the 2023 NFL Draft, and fans of other NFC East teams simply can’t handle it. Fans aren’t the only ones struggling to come to terms with the Eagles being the class of the division, however, opposing players are too.
Micah Parsons couldn’t handle the idea of another elite defensive lineman in Philly:
Honestly, I can’t blame him. Dak is already ass, and having to watch the Cowboys get wrecked by yet another high-end talent might be too much to bear.
Howie Roseman has always been keen on acquiring linemen that can help right away, but his recent emphasis on drafting SEC (Georgia and Alabama) guys has taken his game to another level. It really can’t be easy to watch as a non-Eagles fan; it’s akin to watching Thanos collect another Infinity Stone (I never saw those movies).
Plus, we already know how much he wants to be an Eagle, so he’s really getting it from all angles. For starters, he has to try and pitch a shutout twice a year because his offense will be useless. Then he has to deal with an all-time bad case of FOMO.
I really don’t envy Micah Parsons. He’s really sitting inside doing homework while his friends are playing at the park across the street. Brutal.
AJ Brown was also a guest on the Bleacher Report stream, and he was loving every second of it. Not only did he get an awesome new teammate, but a rival player was losing his damn mind over it live on the air.
In the end, Brown told Micah Parsons to admit what everyone already knows:
