Men across America turned on Good Morning Football today and were met with Sara Walsh ruining all things holy in their lives with a three minute rant against the sacred event of “golfing with the boys”.

Sara Walsh 3-Minute Rant Against Golfing with the Boys

Outside of the fact that Good Morning Football, a program with the majority of their audience being a bunch of guys just trying to hear the latest updates from the NFL machine, allowed Sara Walsh to pull a hostile takeover shaming men for doing something that brings them joy, there are several other big problems with what Walsh said in this “rant.” 

Permission from a significant other to golf? 

Is this a relationship or are you my parents or high school principle?

In no way, shape, or form should you ever be in a relationship where you need “permission” to do anything. That goes for women in relationships and men in relationships. Does that not sound extremely toxic and unhealthy to anyone else? 

I’m not sure what Sara Walsh and Matt Buschmann’s relationship is like but it would appear Matty really pissed her off to the point where she’s ranting about golfing with the boys on national television. 

Matt, please reach out if you need help. We’re here for you. 

I will say that Sara Walsh is correct in saying that husbands and boyfriends set unrealistic expectations when they are relaying the message or in Walsh’s case “asking permission” to go golfing with the boys. 

But why is that the case? 

Because women like Walsh and anyone else who needs to grant permission for their significant other to do something are controlling, psychotic individuals that can’t handle the truth.

Obviously.

Also, golf rounds can easily take 3.5 hours. What the fuck is Sara Walsh even talking about? 

Has Sara Walsh ever considered that when girlfriends or wives go into 3-minute rants on why their husband or boyfriend shouldn’t be doing something, that’s actually another reason why they want to spend 4.5+ hours away from them when presented the opportunity? 

Quick Side Note: Phones in the golf bag when you’re golfing.

No one wants to talk to their wife or girlfriend while they are slamming High Noons with a joint hanging out of their mouth while their cart buddy is trying to take a bump off a golf tee before knocking in a double bogey to win the hole.

Meanwhile the two they are playing ate too many mushrooms and one of them is just staring into the sky in the middle of the fairway. Everyone else is on the green while his partner is drunkenly screaming at him to pick up his ball because he’s so far out of contention on the hole that he’s slowing everyone down. 

(Sorry mom, this is just for the article, not real life) 

At that point, Sara Walsh saying that “stuff comes up in the day” and “she can’t find the TV remote” as a reason to for her husband to pick up the phone while golfing just kills any momentum she has halfway through the video. 

Also mentioning “golf gear” while women are notoriously buying random shit at Target or Home Goods every single day of the week is rich, Sara. Seriously, you’re not fooling anyone. 

The Real Issue

Here’s the real issue with women, spouses, girlfriends, whatever being mad at guys for going golfing with the boys on the weekend.

They can’t stand the fact that their guy is doing something fun without them.

Women hate the idea of their men relaxing while also constantly telling them to “relax” during every other part of the day. It’s really that simple and trust me, it’s not even like I’m criticizing women for feeling that way.

I totally understand the frustration but at the same time, there’s no reason to speak out against a boys golf day, even more so when you completely miss the boat thinking that any part of the golf round has to do with how they are actually playing golf. 

If I was 6+ through six holes then let me tell you, I’m on a MISSION that day and post-match beers in the club house just got extended another hour. Better update the time clock on that one. Anything under 90 and the golf trip just got significantly longer. 

Why Golfing with the Boys is Necessary

Golf on the weekends is all about being with the fellas. Getting in a golf cart with three of your best buds on a beautiful day and being outside for 4+ hours, drinking alcoholic beverages and whatever else you want to put in your body while listening to music and hitting golf balls around. 

Here’s a rundown of my Saturday golf plans this weekend. 

• Driving out to Pilgrims Oak in Peach Bottom, PA 
• Golfing and drinking with the boys
• Stopping in Oxford, PA on the way back for lunch and beers
• Jumping in the Brandywine River on our way back from Oxford
• Heading to the pool
• Gambling and playing bocci ball until its too dark to see.

Why would anyone be against that? Instead of complaining, grab a set of clubs and learn how to golf.

Come join the boys. We’ll get another foursome going. If you don’t want to golf, then join at Step 3 above. You are more than welcome. Be social for crying out loud.

Golfing and being out with the boys, one day a week, is the last true free place in American society. It’s supposed to be a safe haven for the boys but nope, you have women like Sara Walsh speaking out against it. 

Hey Sara or any other woman who wants to complain about their guy golfing, maybe you should get some friends and go have yourself a nice day yourself? Stop worrying about your husband or what any guy is doing for literally 5-6 hours during the week, you obsessive, overbearing psychopaths. 

Some will say I’m being too harsh on Sara Walsh but honestly, someone needs to speak out against it.

I speak for every man in America that is forced to deal with a significant other that can’t understand 5-6 hours a week to be out with the boys is absolutely necessary for men in society today. 

There’s no asking for permission. There’s no explaining yourself when you get back home or phone calls with “updates” while you’re out on the course. 

Golfing with the boys should be worked into the regular schedule of every American once they are over the age of 30. One day a week, six hours a day. Freedom. That’s really not too much to ask.

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