The Atlanta Falcons will deploy ‘Benzies’, a robot dog police force to patrol the grounds surrounding Mercedes-Benz Stadium this NFL season
According to reports, the Atlanta Falcons will have a new robot dog police force patrolling the sidelines at Mercedes-Benz Stadium this NFL season.
A robot dog police force named Benzie will boost security efforts in Atlanta this season, which makes a new era of robots taking over the world and ultimately, enslaving the human population. Benzie will secure 11 acres “around the stadium” and send real-time video back to home base, running in 30-minute shifts.
Atlanta Falcons Robot Dog Police Force ‘Benzie‘
Here’s the biggest problem with robots. You can literally just take a cup of water and dump it on their heads and they’ll probably break or at the very least, malfunction. By the looks of it, you really don’t even need to do that. Hopefully (not really) these robots down in Atlanta are better than the ones in DC. Those security robots were literally killing themselves.
Take a look at what happened in D.C. with one of these depressed robots.
Imagine if one of these showed up in F2 Parking Lot or really in any lot surrounding the confines of Lincoln Financial Field.
This is a tailgater’s dream.
Everyone wants to fuck with these types robots. Mix in drunk Eagles (or Falcons) fans at tailgates and Benzie and the rest of the robot dog police force literally don’t stand a chance. They are dumb as bricks and never do anything useful for society.
Philadelphia wouldn’t even dare to attempt to bring these into the South Philly Sports Complex. We all know what happened to that traveling robot walking around the city thinking he was going to be welcomed with open arms.
Hitchbot got his ass handed to him and the world was appalled that the city of Brotherly Love would do such a thing. Philly absolutely mutilated that “snitchbot” and put an end to robots patrolling the city of Philadelphia for the foreseeable future.
The Hitchbot Massacre in Philadelphia
Luckily, I think the Philadelphia Eagles are smart enough to know that robots patrolling acres of land surrounding The Line is a bad idea.
We don’t need robots walking around the world like Hitchbot and we certainly don’t need robot dog police forces spying on sports fans and alerting authorities of shit happening at NFL games.
Personally, I can’t wait for the first robot to get kidnapped. That’s the type of content and honestly, unity we need for the upcoming war between humans and robots.