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Everything about the Braves is just lame. Their ace doesn’t like fans, the mascot is a ripoff loser, and their shortstop has to start writing insults in a burn book because he can’t keep his yap shut.
On top of all that, the Braves radio broadcasters are cope artists at best and babies at worst, saying Bryce Harper’s throat-slash celebration is in poor taste (second video in thread):
How Bryce Harper's 2nd dinger of the game sounded on Braves radio— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) October 11, 2023
"Again gave the throat-slashing sign, which given today's climate around the world, I'm not sure that's quite what anybody wants to see"
And then tries to defend Arcia for whatever reason pic.twitter.com/6dFezIfwvD
First of all, that celebration is sick. Second of all, Harper owns you.
You can literally hear him mentally search for a reason to be upset that isn’t stupid. Sadly for him, he never found it.
Speaking of being in poor taste, are these guys forgetting the tomahawk chop?
I’m not here to litigate the level of offensiveness the chant holds, but a lot of people and interest groups have asked the franchise to stop the chop. In general, if a lot of people ask me to stop doing something they don’t like, I usually stop doing it.
Many have retired the chant, but the Braves remain steadfast in their commitment to mocking Native Americans. But god forbid Bryce Harper does a throat-slash while your family plantation rests on stolen land. We must put a stop to his ghoulish behavior.
In honesty, my apartment probably does too, but I’m not here playing morality police while my team gets waxed on national TV. Let’s keep everything consistent, mkay, bud?
Just shut up, old man. Get a life and touch some grass because this series ends Thursday, and so does your season. Hopefully, Bryce Harper gives you a personal throat slash on the way out, dork.