Adult site offers Big Dom DiSandro lucrative job as Chief Security Officer at new content house

Adult streaming site CamSoda has officially extended Eagles security chief Big Dom DiSandro a $150,000 offer to serve in a similar role at its new “CamSoda House.” The offer comes after news DiSandro may be disciplined by the NFL for his role in breaking up a sideline scuffle between the Eagles and 49ers.

CamSoda VP Daryn Parker wrote Big Dom a heartfelt letter to offer him the gig:

Dear Mr. Dom DiSandro,

Yesterday you were ejected for trying to break up a fight on the field during the Eagles vs. 49ers game. Rumors are swirling that the NFL could impose a significant punishment on you for your actions. This would leave you – the Eagle’s chief security officer – without work.

I’d like to formally extend you an offer to moonlight as the chief security officer for CamSoda, an adult webcam company, specifically at our “CamSoda House.”

We have cams situated throughout a house filled with beautiful models performing or just hanging out in an outdoor pool area, shower, game room, gym, etc. The house offers the first-ever interactive virtual reality (VR) experience that allows users to broadcast live adult entertainment directly to their VR headsets.

So, while you’re not patrolling the sidelines of the Eagles games, we’d like to fly you out to the CamSoda House and have you serve as the chief security officer there. For your services, we’d compensate you up to $150,000.

Please take some time to consider my offer and get back to me at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,

Daryn Parker
Vice President of CamSoda

If Big Dom does in fact receive discipline from the NFL, I wouldn’t blame him at all for taking this gig. He can still rock the tracksuit with the Italian flag patch at work, which isn’t the case most places. I tried to file an anti-Italian discrimination lawsuit at my last job because they didn’t let me, but the judge dismissed it as “frivolous.”

I would have let it go, but she called me a “greasy WOP” on my way out, and by the time I could turn around the bailiff dragged me out of the courtroom. But, I digress, my run in with Amy Coney Barrett is not relevant to our guy Dom’s career path at this moment in time.

Of course, Big Dom is a Philly guy at heart, so it’d probably be tough for him to leave the city in pursuit of this position, even if it’s temporary. He’s been with the Eagles since Andy Reid was coaching the team, which has to make him one of the longest-tenured employees in the building.

Regardless of the route Big Dom chooses to take, I fully support him no matter what. And you know what, Eagles fans? You should too.

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