delco steaks cutter gauthier ban

Delco Steaks releases statement banning Cutter Gauthier from eating at any location indefinitely

Cutter Gauthier is the number one most hated athlete in Philadelphia after reports last night confirmed that he had zero interest in ever playing for the Flyers. Sadly for Gauthier, this came along with the news that team doctors diagnosed him with Little Bitch Syndrome.

As a result, Gauthier, the No. 5 overall draft pick by the Flyers in the 2022 NHL Draft was shipped out of Philadelphia last night to rot in Anaheim as a member of the Mighty Ducks. In return, the Flyers got Jamie Drysdale (dog) and a 2025 second round draft pick.

Good riddance.

The fallout has been severe. “Cutter the Traitor” shirts are selling like Delco Cheesesteaks in the shop and the backlash on Twitter has been (rightfully) harsh. Now, local businesses are also taking a stand against Cutter Gauthier.

Delco Steaks issued a press release today banning Cutter Gauthier from all locations indefinitely:

Side Note: Delco Steaks are THE BEST cheesesteaks in the tri-state area. Argue with your couch. Our fearless leader Drew Smith always sings their praises. Elite cheesesteaks. Elite marketing.

Perfect. I don’t see any other cheesesteak places taking this hard of a stand against tyranny and LBS in the city of Philadelphia, do you?

Didn’t think so. It’s about time a brand raised awareness of the cruel affliction that is LBS. It doesn’t just affect the individual with the condition, but also friends, families, and, in this case, entire metropolitan areas.

Delco Steaks also mentioned Ben Simmons, Andrew Bynum, and Al Horford as other former Philly sports athletes that suffer from LBS. In the spirit of banning people for life, I would like add a few other names to the list as the most bitch-made athletes to ever step foot in the city of Brotherly Love.

Ben Simmons
Cutter Gauthier
JD Drew
Al Horford
Andrew Bynum
Nick Pivetta
James Harden
DeMarco Murray
Nnamdi Asomugha
Byron Maxwell
Sean Rodriguez (seriously fuck this guy)
Al Horford
Orlando Scandrick
JJ Arcega-Whiteside
Craig Kimbrel

Honorable Non-Athlete Mentions:

The kid who climbed the greased pole and had to call police to help him down.
The kid who ate horse shit at the Eagles’ Super Bowl Parade
The Eagles fans who fought Mike Scott in F-Lot
Former Mayor Jim Kenney
Northeast Philadelphia thinking they are better than Delco
Marvel Movies
Philly-native Dallas Cowboys fans
People who think Villanova is a Philly school
Septa renaming the El, the “L”
Philadelphia Parking Authority
The Rocky Statue

Is that a lot of names to ban for life? Sure. Are they all equally deserving of the dishonor that comes with it? Absolutely.

But that’s the risk these people ran when they exposed themselves to LBS and refused to seek treatment. Sadly, there are more out there we don’t even know about. This is the way things have to be if the Fighting City of Philadelphia is going to continue to grow and improve.

Also, buy a ‘Cutter the Traitor’ shirt. A portion of all proceeds will go towards Little Bitch Syndrome awareness and research efforts led in tandem by the crack team of Cheesesteak Scientists over at Delco Steaks as well as our own group of researchers here at The Liberty Line.

Buy the shirt here.

Very real and legitimate journalist. I don't see a loss on the schedule.

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