Jason Kelce took center stage during Super Bowl 58

We all can only hope to achieve the life that Jason Kelce is living right now. Ever since the Eagles season ended, the future Hall of Fame center has been on an absolute tear.

First, he showed Buffalo how to party during the Chiefs-Bill divisional round game. He took a week off from drinking for the AFC Championship, and as we saw Sunday night, it was done in preparation for his week in Vegas at the Super Bowl.

In the week leading up to the game, all anyone could talk about was Taylor Swift and how much she’ll be shown on TV. But they all forgot that Jason Kelce is the people’s champ and the person everyone really wanted to see.

It started with this cordial introduction to Taylor Swift’s friend, Ice Spice. The way he dips down to greet her like a child is perfect.

Jason Kelce meeting long-time fan Ice Spice

Jason Kelce and Taylor Swift share a hug in their suite before she introduces him to Ice Spice.

(Imagine hearing this sentence 6 months ago) pic.twitter.com/q96R3JK9rU

— Eagles Nation (@PHLEaglesNation) February 11, 2024

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I’d love to know how this interaction went down. And I really, really hope Jason Kelce asked her about her fart song.

The real fun began after the game, though – when Jason took on his true form. Long story short, the man got bombed at the Chiefs after party. Chugging beers, wearing a wrestling mask, and partying with Marshmello while he was doing his DJ set. Immaculate.

The pan over to Jason has me dying pic.twitter.com/RuhgSpVNag

— sonya ⭐️ iso any ticket really (@TisTheDamnPhD) February 12, 2024

Jason Kelce x @marshmello pic.twitter.com/ZHBcA8fmIQ

— thicc n tired (@britttlifts) February 12, 2024

And to top things off, Jason Kelce stumbled his way out of the party, nearly falling face first into a bush on his way out. He’s one of us.

MVP performance all playoffs long by Jason Kelce 👏pic.twitter.com/IL68YXuOJz

— Gump Cathcart (@bubbagumpino) February 13, 2024

All of this partying does make me think he’s about to hang up the cleats; seems like he’s embracing the retired lifestyle already. But, once the hangover from this month-long binger goes away, I’m sure we’ll get some clarity on whether or not Kelce is going to return for another season.

Until then, party on.