Will Levis announces mayonnaise-scented cologne partnership with Hellmann’s Mayonnaise

Titans quarterback Will Levis announced he’ll be partnering with Hellman’s Mayonnaise to drop Will Levis No. 8, a mayo-scented cologne with a limited supply.

Great marketing from Levis’ camp (I guess?), but this is just so strange and frankly disgusting. If you enjoy mayo this much, you should be publicly shamed.

Will Levis’ new ad campaign for his mayo cologne

The fragrance you’ve been craving is here. Introducing Will Levis No. 8, Parfum de Mayonnaise. Daily supply is limited.​https://t.co/JKguMXqV7d pic.twitter.com/cJZVYNQlNC

— Hellmann's Mayonnaise (@Hellmanns) August 13, 2024

Apparently you can buy this stuff for $8.00 here, but every time I check it says it’s sold out. Maybe this is just a marketing ploy to get people talking about Will Levis, who knows.

What I do know is that if he struggles this season, we’ll be seeing this commercial all over our Twitter timelines. Don’t suck, Will — you just gave Twitter trolls all the ammo they’ll need to tear you down. Real haters will bring jars of mayo to Titans games if Levis struggles, mocking him at his own game. Maybe they’ll even throw mayo at him as he walks off the field, that would be fun, and he’d probably love it. That sick freak.

No one should love mayo this much. Please seek help if you do.

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