Do Not Come: Nick Sirianni cannot watch Phillies games at Citizens Bank Park anymore
Just when I thought I could get through one weekend without the Eagles ruining it, along came Nick Sirianni, harmlessly watching the Phillies-Mets game at Citizens Bank Park.
During the hellscape that was Game 1 of the NLDS, Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni was spotted in the stands watching the game with his family.
Nick Sirianni — you must leave
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Look, what Nick Sirianni is doing here is harmless in its nature. He’s just enjoying the bye week, watching some playoff baseball with his family. But for the love of God, please do it from the comfort of your own home next time, Nick.
We cannot have you around other Philadelphia sports teams right now. Until you wash off whatever bad juju you have lathered all over you, you must stay far away from anything Philly sports related. I don’t care if this is your way of taking your mind off football, find something else to do.
Play golf, have a BBQ with the family, anything but this.
As a matter of fact, why don’t you hit the film room. Watch the pain you imposed onto us last weekend in Tampa. Go on. Watch it. Every play, every second, every stupid ass penalty your team committed. Watch it from beginning to end, and then punch yourself in the face three times.
I don’t know what evil sorcery you’re carrying with you right now. Honestly, I don’t want to know. But you have to figure that shit out on your own. It clearly rubbed off on the Phillies and I, for one, will not stand for it.
Like Kamala Harris once said, “Do not come, do not come.” Please, Nick. Do not come.
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Who the hell are you to tell him where to go or what to do?
This man has busted his behind for the Eagles. don’t disown him now.
You’re not a real fan!
EAGLES ALL DAY!
#WeLoveYouNick