Deshaun Watson’s burner re-surfaces ahead of Eagles vs. Browns matchup

Deshaun Watson is a loser — both on and off the field. Ever since joining the Cleveland Browns and signing the worst contract in the history of contracts, Watson has been a dumpster fire.

Five games into the 2024 season, his Browns are 1-4 and have failed to score 20 points in a game. Watson has thrown five touchdowns to three interceptions, while posting a 63.1 overall grade, good for 25th among quarterbacks.

To make matters worse, he’s acted like a dickhead every step of the way. Two weeks ago, he was asked if he wanted more designed runs for himself to help jump start the offense. His response, “I’m not a running back.”

“I’m not going in there to ask them for more designed runs. … If I don’t have to run, I’m not going to run,” Watson said. “I’m not trying to take any hits. … I’m not a running quarterback, in a sense. I can make things happen, but I’m not trying to run.

“I’m not a running back. It’s not my specialty. They signed me to throw the ball, make decisions and be a quarterback, not a runner.”

Imagine Jalen Hurts, or any quarterback, responding like that.

Answers like that paint Watson as a ‘me’ guy. Doesn’t care about the guys around him or winning by any means necessary. He only wants to win if he’s throwing the football.

On top of his smug responses to valid questions, he seems to have multiple burner accounts on Twitter. Before and after every game this season, two accounts with no profile pictures have been Tweeting eerily similar stuff, all in defense of Deshaun Watson. Or ‘4,’ as both accounts like to call him.

Deshaun Watson’s burner accounts unveiled

DESHAUN WATSON ALLEGED BURNER WENT OFF ON THE #BROWNS TODAY

“Wish they would send 4 to a serious team and all y’all would find out real quick”

“Kevin need to take off that damn headset and start coaching with some heart”

“Get 4 tf outta here”

👀👀👀 pic.twitter.com/vsgnJXrpMM

— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) October 7, 2024

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Both Vernon Pritchard and Leroy Bickerstaff (hilarious name) have Tweeted insane stuff about Watson and how everything happening with the Browns is not his fault.

Here are some of my personal favorites:

Free 4

— Leroy Bickerstaff (@LeroyBickers4) October 6, 2024

That’s crazy man… there’s no way anybody that watched the games can say the offense problems are on 4 he’s done nothing but do everything it takes to win thru 3 games https://t.co/8mlArt4WMu

— Leroy Bickerstaff (@LeroyBickers4) September 27, 2024

In pittsburgh 4 would dominate the league

— Vernon Pritchard (@VPritchs) October 7, 2024

4 can’t overcome bum ass coaching https://t.co/zM7n2cXVsF

— Vernon Pritchard (@VPritchs) October 7, 2024

Comedy gold right here.

Burner accounts in general are just hilarious to begin with. Instead of having the balls to say anything publicly, or even just to your teammates, you create an alias and complain. Wah wah wah. Like a little baby boy.

And of all the names Deshaun Watson could’ve came up with, he went with Leroy Bickerstaff. Leroy fucking Bickerstaff. The more I say it, the more I laugh.

So, if you needed any other reason (you shouldn’t) to think Deshaun Watson is a piece of shit, here you go.

The Eagles simply cannot lose to this man on Sunday. I will not be able to live down losing to Leroy Bickerstaff.

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