Election 2024: Doc Rivers ad doomed the Kamala Harris campaign

The dust has settled on the 2024 Presidential Election and Donald Trump is set to return to the White House.

Kamala Harris’ campaign knew it’d be a tight race, so they brought out… Doc Rivers (???) to help close it out:

Fourth quarter huddle with the legendary Doc Rivers. We need everyone on our team to show up for Kamala in this final stretch: https://t.co/BGPyZXgUlv. pic.twitter.com/xyNpzzNnjw

— Doug Emhoff (@DouglasEmhoff) October 27, 2024

This is not meant to be a partisan blog post. I’m here to prevent the facts as they are, as well as my infallible analysis.

Doc Rivers is the definition of a loser. I don’t think there’s a coach in the NBA worse at closing out games than him. Just look at his history since leaving Boston and you can see that he is literally the worst person you could have picked to close out a campaign.

The guy can’t even draw up a play out of a timeout and Democrats thought he could rally voters to the polls? Ben Simmons quit basketball in part because of him.

I thought Harris had a fighter’s chance to win this election, but this ad makes it clear I was dead wrong. It is now obvious that there were cosmic forces beyond our comprehension at work.

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