Big Brain Micah Parsons says if you take away the scoreboard, the Eagles vs. Cowboys game was actually close

The more Micah Parsons talks, the more I actually don’t want him to come to the Philadelphia Eagles (even though that’s what he secretly wants).

Philadelphia dominated Dallas on Sunday to the tune of 41-7. It was a complete blowout through and through, but if you ask Parsons, it was actually kind of close — just as long as you forget about what the scoreboard said.

Micah Parsons: “If you take away the scoreboard, it was really about five plays that decided this game.”

Scoreboard: Eagles 41, Cowboys 7

Micah Parsons: “If you take away the scoreboard, it was really about five plays that decided this game.” 🤣 pic.twitter.com/l9n5AzYz1V

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Simply put — this is one of the dumbest things anyone has ever said. I mean, I knew Micah Parsons wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but this is next level stupid.

The Eagles out gained Dallas by over 100 yards, forced four turnovers, and the game was already in hand by halftime. It was never close.

I don’t know if he’s just trying to cope or if he’s actually this dumb. Probably a little bit of both.

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