WATCH: Nick Foles does his best Dave Portnoy impression; gives pizza an insanely high score

Nick Foles can do no wrong in my book. Even when it comes to scoring pizza.

Doing his best Dave Portnoy impression, Foles decided to grade some pizza. No idea when and where he ate this pizza, but I must say, it does look delicious.

Nick Foles gives anonymous pizza a wildly high score

Doing my best @stoolpresidente impersonation. Sorry about SB LII but I love your pizza reviews. Keep them going. pic.twitter.com/iwWsAMZga8

— Nick Foles (@NickFoles) March 26, 2025

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Great Portnoy impression, with the exception of the 9.2 score. I don’t know if Dave has ever given out a score that hight. It doesn’t look like a normal plain slice either. Could be white pizza? I’ll condone it, but not sure if Dave would.