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Lincoln Financial Field Drink Prices

Drink prices at Lincoln Financial Field will have you drunk with rage before even taking a sip of alcohol

We’ve officially entered the “sell a kidney before kickoff” era at Lincoln Financial Field. A sneak preview of concession prices during last weekend’s FIFA Club World Cup game tells us all we need to know about this upcoming Eagles season.

The drink prices at Lincoln Financial Field are ridiculous

Beverage Prices at Lincoln Financial Field:

  • $10 for a bottle of water
  • $8 for a bag of peanuts
  • $14.50 for a Miller Lite

Fucking hell, man. If you want a mixed drink, get ready to cough up nearly $20 for a poorly-made beverage with a half-shot of liquor. Honestly, Lincoln Financial Field should be embarrassed. I think everyone expects a Super Bowl LIX bump but when there’s $10 bottles of Aquafina on the menu, nothing can justify that type of price.

Pro Tip: Tailgate Early and Go Hard

The smart money move (literally) is to obliterate your sense of time and reality in the parking lot before you ever approach the gates.

Two tall boys at most once inside and you’re coasting. The downside is that you won’t remember the game, the final score, or why you woke up in a Wawa parking lot 15 miles away with “Dallas Sucks” sharpied on your stomach. It’s still worth it and clearly, the most cost efficient way to party in South Philly.

Capitalism: Go Birds Edition

Nothing screams Welcome to America like selling a $10 Aquafina to a soccer fan who just flew into the states, strapped with flares and smoke bombs from Morocco.

Especially when a 24-pack of the exact same stuff costs less on DoorDash with tip. Don’t even bring up the peanuts either. They’ve been marked up like they were handpicked in Bora Bora and blessed by Jeffrey Lurie himself. $800 for the official snack of airlines and squirrels should be criminal.

Lincoln Financial Field should be ashamed…

Lincoln Financial Field Drink Prices

Don’t forget about peanuts either. Peanuts, while delicious, are the lowest form of a snack available and typically cost around $1.50 for a bag. The Linc is charging $8.00 which is so bad it’s almost funny.

The Rules Gotta Change

Here’s a thought. If prices are this high, then it’s time to ditch the two-drink limit. If I’m paying $14.50 for a lukewarm Miller Lite, I should be allowed to order enough of them to stack like a Lego tower or at the very least, enough to actually feel it.

You can’t charge cocktail prices for something that tastes like the runoff from an abandoned soda gun and then limit me to two.

At this point, the MVP at The Linc isn’t Jalen Hurts anymore. It’s whoever shows up with a case of Twisted Tea and a Bluetooth speaker in the K Lot before the game.

So hydrate early and tailgate hard. You’ll thank yourself when the second quarter hits and you realize your water budget could’ve covered a week’s rent.

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